Mayoh

Your name is Summayah and everyone calls you Mayoh because why not

MAYOH!

by @cxddly_styles June 29, 2020

mayoh

mayoh has to to be the funniest danga and just the biggest aussie bloke i no. he makes you laugh till you cant laugh anymore and always is the cunt that says im not going to drink but is the one who ends up passed out on the ground

Tommo: oi ben bra where the fuck is mayoh
Ben: hahahaha he is behind the library chucken a piss.
Tommo and Ben: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

Mayo Crew

the Mayo crew is a large crowd of idk, about 1,000 teens world wide, they are the underground fanbase of the infamously erotic rapper, DJ Unacceptable

first person: Who are you talking to?

second person: bruh the disrespect, dis the Mayo Crew!

first person: sorry dude, can I join?

second person: only if you bring some weed first.

by SKYWIZARD2193 May 13, 2020

Dirty Mayo Hotlink

You will need: 1 hotlink (or sausage if you prefer) and 1 hotdog bun
Dirty Mayo Hotlink: The act of ejaculating into the anus of another person, once done you must shove a hotlink (or sausage) into their rectum and then have them squeeze it out on a hotdog bun, You will then proceed to feed it to them.

Damn bro! I just gave that bitch a Dirty Mayo Hotlink and she wanted seconds!!!

I had some leftovers from the barbecue I didn't know what to do with, Then I remembered how much my mom likes Dirty Mayo Hotlinks!!!

Dude I just gave my sister a Dirty Mayo Hotlink but it burned the tip of my Dick!!! "Well that's because you're supposed to blow your load in her ass first before you shove in the Hotlink you fucktard"!!!

by Jonez82 October 3, 2013

Mayhap

Although recent etymology has added "-s" to this word, Mayhap is actually a 16th century term meaning perhaps or perchance. It is actually a derivative of the phrase "may happen" and not a portmanteau of "maybe" and "perhaps".

"I really enjoyed our date. Mayhap I will see you again?"

John has had a cold for nearly a week. Mayhap 'tis time to go to the doctor.

by kimberly183 December 10, 2012

Mayodenoche

A man once trusted a YouTube video to say mayonnaise correctly... it did not.

Man: "Now I would trust him to say Mayonnaise"
Video: "Mayodenoche"
Man: "WHAAAAAA"

by Tight Buns April 6, 2023

Mayah

Mayah is one of the most gorgeous fun loving girls you will ever come across. She often struggles with her insecurities and will occasionally feel like everyone and everything hates her so if you are friends with a Mayah make sure you reassure her that you love her and care for her. Mayah cares very deeply for anyone she is close to, she will do anything for the ones she loves especially her family. Mayah gets along with strangers very easily and is a social butterfly. she will also tries to avoid conflict as much as she can because she hates being in the middle, she just wants to make everyone happy. Even though Mayah may come across as a very bubbly and happy person, she really does struggle with deeper issues and can't seem to take her mind of the negative things, she finds it hard to speak out about her problems because she doesn't want to be a burden. if you want to get information out of a Mayah 80% of the time you're going to have to ask. Even though Mayah may not love herself very much she gives so much love to everyone she meets, if you're dating a Mayah consider yourself to be one lucky human because this girl will love you no matter what. If you come across a Mayah don't let her go because she is so special.

-'Who is that lovely girl over there?'
-' Thats Mayah'
-'Oh wow she is so fine'

by hoodoovoodoo August 12, 2019