Mayhemmer

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A person who regularly attends Mayhem Nightclub in Southend

A - Are you a mayhemmer
B - Not really, not sure what it means
A - Do you go mayhem most weeks?
B - Yeah i'm there all the time!
A - YOU'RE A MAYHEMMER!!

Mayhemmer by blahblahblahblah22222 February 24, 2010

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Manheimers

A mental deterioration in the male brain that can occur at any time when a man tries to recall things a lady likes or needs, this may be due to generalized degeneration of the brain maybe he’s born with it. It is the most common cause of premature senility.

Me : Every time I ask my dad for a cherry Pepsi he leaves and comes back with a cherry coke.

Friend: that’s because your dad has manheimers.

Manheimers by SpaceGirlSpiff October 23, 2017

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Mayhemmer • Mayhem March • Manheimers • Mayember • Mayhemness • mayhemstreetcruises • MayhemYella • Alsakan manhammer • man hammer • Mayhem Fest

manhammer

another name for the male sexual organ; only if it is used to hammer the bitches. If it is used in a slow, loving caressing style, then it is not a manhammer but a "bitch toy".

I was laying the pipe to some skank last night. As I went for the power stroke my manhammer slipped out and I jammed it in her mud-hole.

manhammer by Cletus Van Pelt April 8, 2006

Manhammer

Term used when you're sexing a female hard and fast like a Jackhammer.

Dude, I was poking some skank last night and I was at her like a proper manhammer.

Manhammer by Morrolan December 24, 2010

Manhammer

1. A nickname for male genitalia of impressive size

2. A tool used to put manhole covers in place

1. Wow, look at that guy's gigantic manhammer!

2. Hey, Paul, give me your manhammer.

Manhammer by AmazingMrSin May 31, 2011

Alsakan manhammer

When you are having a threesome with two guys and a chick and one is getting head while the other is giving anal and the third is in her vagina. and simultaneosly jizz at the same time.

Oh man me tommy, jake, and adam gave courtney an alsakan manhammer last night

Alsakan manhammer by Jake the cake123456789 June 9, 2009

Mayhemness

A spring habidashery festival where the village community come together to celebrate spring vitality and the altering of hems for summer tastes.

At this years "Mayhemness" festival the village of Grindleford came togther and shortened their clothing for the summer.

Everyone was stitching like crazy, it was mayhemness.

Mayhemness by Reading Reprebate December 22, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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