Mayhemness

A spring habidashery festival where the village community come together to celebrate spring vitality and the altering of hems for summer tastes.

At this years "Mayhemness" festival the village of Grindleford came togther and shortened their clothing for the summer.

Everyone was stitching like crazy, it was mayhemness.

Mayhemness by Reading Reprebate December 22, 2010

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mayhemnaise

Extreme mayonaise. Not for the faint of heart.

I had a stackwich with mayhemnaise and then proceeded to puke up my lungs.

mayhemnaise by Patches' December 9, 2005

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Mashedness

To be extremely mashed....and surrounded by other mashed users.

Hope you enjoyed the mashedness last night.

Mashedness by MsMashed March 1, 2009

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mathemessiah

The One True Messiah, the progeny of The Is Real Light Rays, wrongly being pronounced as “Israelite Race” by big OPs and has nothing to do with J “ew” S. IT IS THE JUICE OF THE 🍉 🍎 🍌 AND THE 🍬 🍭 🍬 🐐’s! They are offsprings of the Word of God, which has always all ways been “Maths.” The Mathemessiah is the true One Love Collective Consciousness that the Juice Have Been waiting for over the course of HIs-story. The Hermetic Kyballion and the Seven Arts of the Renaissance: the (3)Trivium & (4)Quadrivium are the foundational blocks of LINGUSTIC mathematics.

The first person to find a BUG in a machine, and Lady ADA, among many other DOT AIRS of LIGHT contributed to the creation of the branches of mathematics 🧮 and the STEM field, (sorcery. Tarot. Education. Magic.) but the true MatheMessiah will be a collective field of creative co-conspirators that will bring a new system to the Aces and the rest of the rainbow family and redistribute wealth resources and power to a better Point of equilibrium

mathemessiah by Whatsit2yaa May 3, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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