Mayhem

Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.

"Mayhem=true Norwegian black metal!!"

by Max April 03, 2003

Mayhem

Apparently, it's Dean Winters causing damage to everyone's car and making you wait 97 minutes on hold while trying to reach your insurance company, and yet it's impossible to hate this guy.

Get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

by sdkjvsdkfjv January 10, 2012

Mayhem

The band of Euronymous, the great black metal spokesman who convinced the likes of Emperor and Immortal to be teh KVLT black metal they are instead of Death Metal, without Euronymous you wouldn't have the first wave of Norwegian black metal. Also the band was great for the first bit then Euronymous got juked and they kind of went downhill from there. Unfortunately criticized for being popular which in the black metal world seems to equal fail, this is wrong.

Guy 1 "Mayhem kicks ass, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas is epic win!"
Guy 2 "No they don't, teh r totl posrs!!11!!!!! Blashenehredgehrs is troo kvlt black metulZ!!!!
Guy3 " Actually, no guy 2 you are wrong."

by Shitrock September 24, 2008

Mayhem

A magazine dedicated to all things mayhem, from Riots to Cosplay to Heavy Metal and everything in between. Mayhemmagazine.net

Between love and hate lies Mayhem.

by H2O RIOTS June 16, 2021

Mayhem

Delightfully insane mischief with the intent to have and epically amazing time.

That party was fucking mayhem!

by Professor420 March 13, 2019

Mayhem

dont talk about mayhem

Rachel: guys what's mayhem?
Amanda: shut up rachel. #mayhem #ronswanson

by poopandcheese February 22, 2013

Mayhem

The act of being banned by a Semi-Admin for breaking rules on a game server.

When a Semi- Admin login's in secretly and BANS a repeat rules breaker with no warning.

Player: I was switching teams to be on my friends and I got Mayhem'ed from the server.

I found a map glitch and camped it and got Mayhem'ed.

I like spamming my ubber voice pack in game and got Mayhem'ed from the server again.

I troll the forum and start crap and got Mayhem'ed from the forum again.

by M A Y H E M February 05, 2010