MAYHEM 

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The NEW state of NORMAL. Once defined as a "random act of destruction of violance", MAYHEM is now an everyday occurrence. Humans have mastered THE ART OF MAYHEM.

The worldwide state of Emergency continues and MAYHEM rules the streets

MAYHEM by The Art of Mayhem October 11, 2019

Mayhem 

Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.

"Mayhem=true Norwegian black metal!!"

Mayhem by Max April 2, 2003

mayhem 

Norweigan metal band. Famed more for stabbings than music


count grishnack

he's going to do some mayhem style shit with that knife

mayhem by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

MayheM 

The original black metal band. Formed by Euronymous, the greatest black metal guitarist ever to scar the eardrums. Their 1993 debut, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas, is one ov the greatest metal albums ever recorded. They are also the most satanic and..."Necro"...band to ever walk the earth. In fact, only four out of the nine people to have ever played in MayheM are completely sane. NECRO AS FUCK!!! IN FACT, their first vocalist, Dead, committed suicide, and Euronymous made necklaces out ov his skull. it is also rumored that he made a stew from Dead's brains. AND, finally to top it all off, their session bassist for DMDS, Varg Vikernes, hated Euronymous so much that he killed him. Yeah, thats right. The bassist who played on an album killed the guitarist on the same album. Now THAT'S what I call evil!

Forrest Gump: MayheM are the most awesome black metal band ever, and that's all I've got to say about that.

MayheM by Thrasher13 July 20, 2009

Mayhem 

Apparently, it's Dean Winters causing damage to everyone's car and making you wait 97 minutes on hold while trying to reach your insurance company, and yet it's impossible to hate this guy.

Get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

Mayhem by sdkjvsdkfjv January 10, 2012

Mayhem 

The band of Euronymous, the great black metal spokesman who convinced the likes of Emperor and Immortal to be teh KVLT black metal they are instead of Death Metal, without Euronymous you wouldn't have the first wave of Norwegian black metal. Also the band was great for the first bit then Euronymous got juked and they kind of went downhill from there. Unfortunately criticized for being popular which in the black metal world seems to equal fail, this is wrong.

Guy 1 "Mayhem kicks ass, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas is epic win!"
Guy 2 "No they don't, teh r totl posrs!!11!!!!! Blashenehredgehrs is troo kvlt black metulZ!!!!
Guy3 " Actually, no guy 2 you are wrong."

Mayhem by Shitrock January 12, 2009

Mayhem 

Delightfully insane mischief with the intent to have and epically amazing time.

That party was fucking mayhem!

Mayhem by Professor420 March 13, 2019