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maximize

1) A very extraordinary hacker who gets paid to do absolutely nothing such as website/ftp exploitation, social engineering, and opticle cryptography processing. See Cam0.

2)To assign the highest importance to.

3)The best.

4)Sometimes Maximize is spelled "Maxamize", when this occurs it is recognized as a flaw to one's spelling, but to hackers it is encouraged as a "1337" way of talking especially when you are referring to MX from the AOL Scene.

5)A computer/graphics mastermind. See Mx also.
- OMG, Maximize. Can you please hack me a website, perferably AOL?

- “the ideal of maximizing opportunity through the equalizing of educational opportunity” (Robert J. Havighurst)"

- I need to Maximize my graphics so I can get more hits on my website! Oh, MX will you develop these images for me?!?
by MX April 28, 2005
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maximize the minimum

it's how you describe somebody that works hard at doing as little work as possible
You see that guy over there maximizing the minimum.

It's Friday afternoon and it's time to maximize the minimum until I go home from work.
by turbotbird86 May 11, 2011
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Maximuzed

When a person has jacked off to so much hentai they can no longer achieve an erection from anything in the real world.
Poor bernardo, he cant get it up anymore! all that hentai got him maximuzed.
by blooisblooisbloo March 29, 2020
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Maximizing

To actively improve one's health with proper diet and exercise.

Maximizing is a lifestyle rather than a "diet plan" in which mind & body wellness are paramount.

Ridiculing others on their physique whilst displaying moments of disobedience to peers via iPhone 4 picture/video(s) (e.g. drinking soda) becomes a primary directive. Letting others know if they are "obese" is a gesture of kindness and compassion to fellow (white) man.

Social acceptance of a healthy lifestyle is one major motivation to constantly be at one's best physical shape. Many practitioners learn to adeptly (yet subtly) display muscle tone, depth, and mass during everyday activities/interactions (e.g. folding one's arms, picking a glass of water, and using arm gestures during discussions).

Drinking alcohol can be accepted periodically in order to allow others the privilege of viewing these unearthly manifestations of physical prowess. The gym is "hit" at least every other day to demolish all muscle groups.

Constant hydration is always encouraged along with eating unprocessed foods (gluten free). Organic fruits, vegetables, meats (chicken and or sardines), and such commonly are consumed. Anything else is considering poison, toxic, and trash in which strict repulsion is common protocol.

Many whom practice maximizing participate in activities like; wake-boarding, snowboarding, surfing, wrestling, & electro-dancing.
Person 1: Hey, do you want to get a double-double at In-N-Out Burger?

Person 2: Hell no! I would rather spend more money, wait more time, and not kill myself maximizing at True Food's Kitchen.
by MaximusPrimal February 20, 2011
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profit maximization

racking in hella guap on a real one
"Daaaaaaamn! You done finessed him good on that gram right quick! That's some profit maximization on baby!"
by sillybillbilly September 27, 2019
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MaximizedGamer

MaximizedGamer is regarded as the best gamer in the world, any game that comes across his path are just considered raped. Competitions aren't a challenge for this one also, defeats everyone who dares to step in his way. So, Lets just say MaximizedGamer is a douche bag.
MaximizedGamer won 1rst place in the Mario SpeedRunning Championships.
by NotMaximizedGamer September 9, 2012
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maximiza

I ate this pie and it was maximiza
by Kareem POW September 29, 2005
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