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Maximizing 

To actively improve one's health with proper diet and exercise.

Maximizing is a lifestyle rather than a "diet plan" in which mind & body wellness are paramount.

Ridiculing others on their physique whilst displaying moments of disobedience to peers via iPhone 4 picture/video(s) (e.g. drinking soda) becomes a primary directive. Letting others know if they are "obese" is a gesture of kindness and compassion to fellow (white) man.

Social acceptance of a healthy lifestyle is one major motivation to constantly be at one's best physical shape. Many practitioners learn to adeptly (yet subtly) display muscle tone, depth, and mass during everyday activities/interactions (e.g. folding one's arms, picking a glass of water, and using arm gestures during discussions).

Drinking alcohol can be accepted periodically in order to allow others the privilege of viewing these unearthly manifestations of physical prowess. The gym is "hit" at least every other day to demolish all muscle groups.

Constant hydration is always encouraged along with eating unprocessed foods (gluten free). Organic fruits, vegetables, meats (chicken and or sardines), and such commonly are consumed. Anything else is considering poison, toxic, and trash in which strict repulsion is common protocol.

Many whom practice maximizing participate in activities like; wake-boarding, snowboarding, surfing, wrestling, & electro-dancing.
Person 1: Hey, do you want to get a double-double at In-N-Out Burger?

Person 2: Hell no! I would rather spend more money, wait more time, and not kill myself maximizing at True Food's Kitchen.
Maximizing by MaximusPrimal February 20, 2011
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maximizing her potential 

when a girl is only kinda okay looking, but with effort, style, and money, has made herself as attractive as humanly possible
"that miley cyrus turned out pretty hot"
-"meh. well she's definitely maximizing her potential"

Maximizing Joy 

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).
If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it’s live music and maximizing joy.
Maximizing Joy by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021

Maximizing Joy 

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).
If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it is live music and maximizing joy.
Maximizing Joy by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021

Maximizing-Frugalist 

Someone who has traits of a Maximizer (A maximizer is an individual who consistently seeks the optimal outcome for any endeavor or purchase.) and a Frugalist. (Frugal emphasizes being saving, sometimes excessively saving, especially in such matters as food or dress, bills.: Doesn't purchase unnecessary things. Thrifty)

Maximizing-Frugalist may have unnecessary purchases, but will not let the money on the item go to waste;
Buying a guitar and insisting to learn daily.
Using batteries until they no longer turn on any device.
Using a single use .50c shaver until you no longer can.

Minimizing bills; going without extra channels on TV.

Choosing a minimal phone plan, gas for the remainder of the week, making half of a frozen pizza.
As a maximizing-frugalist, I am careful with my money and make sure i get my monies worth from all that i can.

MaximizedGamer 

MaximizedGamer is regarded as the best gamer in the world, any game that comes across his path are just considered raped. Competitions aren't a challenge for this one also, defeats everyone who dares to step in his way. So, Lets just say MaximizedGamer is a douche bag.
MaximizedGamer won 1rst place in the Mario SpeedRunning Championships.
MaximizedGamer by NotMaximizedGamer September 9, 2012

miximizing

Maximizing the variety of worldviews and lifestyles you allow into your field of experience. The word refers to individuals who actively seek to understand their world by expanding their consciousness via firsthand experience of alternate modes of living.
After a sheltered childhood, she sought to experience and understand as much of the world as possible through miximizing.
miximizing by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008
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