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maxamize 

www.maxamize.info

The most elitest hacker in the world.

Can 'pwn' any AIM/AOL sn there is.

Is also said to be very intelligent, sexy.

www.maxamize.info/fans/people/mx.jpg

He is reffered to as 'MX' by the AIM Community.
Girl with leeto sn: OMG, someone just stole my screenname!!!
Hacker who knows MX: it was prolly Maxamize
Girl with leeto sn: Alright, I hope he doesn't steal my other 3 characters.
maxamize by MX January 23, 2005
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maximize the minimum 

it's how you describe somebody that works hard at doing as little work as possible
You see that guy over there maximizing the minimum.

It's Friday afternoon and it's time to maximize the minimum until I go home from work.

MaximizedGamer 

MaximizedGamer is regarded as the best gamer in the world, any game that comes across his path are just considered raped. Competitions aren't a challenge for this one also, defeats everyone who dares to step in his way. So, Lets just say MaximizedGamer is a douche bag.
MaximizedGamer won 1rst place in the Mario SpeedRunning Championships.
MaximizedGamer by NotMaximizedGamer September 9, 2012
One who maximizes whatever application he is working on, consuming all screen real estate and rendering the entire concept of the windowed GUI useless.
I told my friend I was getting a 30" monitor, but because he's a maximizer, he couldn't fathom the purpose of it. "Who wants to type in Microsoft Word across the whole screen?"
maximizer by Lucent July 25, 2008

Manamizer 

(manamizer) A WOMAN that Loves to make men feel amazing..Who will lead them into their trap...and take them for all they have.
Manamizer by StrawberryStace February 5, 2010
A person, who always tries to milk an opportunity. Ex: You ask a co-worker if they need anything from the store and they hand you a long shopping list.
"I offered her a ride home and she - being the MAXIMIZER that she is - made me make two stops along the way so she could drop things off and buy stuff!"
Maximizer by The Movie 32 December 9, 2017

maximize 

1) A very extraordinary hacker who gets paid to do absolutely nothing such as website/ftp exploitation, social engineering, and opticle cryptography processing. See Cam0.

2)To assign the highest importance to.

3)The best.

4)Sometimes Maximize is spelled "Maxamize", when this occurs it is recognized as a flaw to one's spelling, but to hackers it is encouraged as a "1337" way of talking especially when you are referring to MX from the AOL Scene.

5)A computer/graphics mastermind. See Mx also.
- OMG, Maximize. Can you please hack me a website, perferably AOL?

- “the ideal of maximizing opportunity through the equalizing of educational opportunity” (Robert J. Havighurst)"

- I need to Maximize my graphics so I can get more hits on my website! Oh, MX will you develop these images for me?!?
maximize by MX April 28, 2005
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