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A person, who always tries to milk an opportunity. Ex: You ask a co-worker if they need anything from the store and they hand you a long shopping list.
"I offered her a ride home and she - being the MAXIMIZER that she is - made me make two stops along the way so she could drop things off and buy stuff!"
Maximizer by The Movie 32 December 9, 2017
The only word to describe broly's power
Broly:"my power my power is MAXIMUMER"
When a person has jacked off to so much hentai they can no longer achieve an erection from anything in the real world.
Poor bernardo, he cant get it up anymore! all that hentai got him maximuzed.
Maximuzed by blooisblooisbloo March 29, 2020
A woman that seduces a man for personal benefit; the female version of a womanizer.
Samantha was such a maninizer during her political life!
Maninizer by The Tyler November 10, 2006

MiniMizer 

An israeli who thinks HWzone is a top-class reviewing site by ripping off Toms-hardware and HardOCP.
He felt impotent, like a MiniMizer.
MiniMizer by Anonymous June 4, 2003

maximize the minimum 

it's how you describe somebody that works hard at doing as little work as possible
You see that guy over there maximizing the minimum.

It's Friday afternoon and it's time to maximize the minimum until I go home from work.