Urban Dictionary: Definitions by blooisblooisbloo

Spanish Panda

Someone who locks all their friends in a van and only feeds them cake and ice cream.

That Nobonita is a real Spanish Panda, her friends are never getting out!

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To carefully observe someone and provide them with assistance they sometimes didn't even know they needed.

Joe didn't even realize he needed a sense of humor until Bernardo pulled a sleebot on him.

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The excited feeling you get when you have been waiting for a special package for a month and you finally see the mail truck on delivery day.

Sean was stricken with intense katamania when the mailman finally came around the corner.

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When a girl wakes up in the morning on her period and something long, bloody and stringy comes out of her vagina.

Oof i woke up with a spaghole this morning, it was a mess.

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a flotation device used by air force pilots when they have to bail out over water.

I took a hit in that dog fight and had to bail, i'm glad i had darthys boobs to keep me afloat!

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Bringing out extreme simping behavior in men with zero effort.

Man she's been cobrakelling poor Cody for a month now, if shes not careful she'll have a stalker on her hands.

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When someone catfishes as an under-aged person to troll pedophiles.

Smith kitten fished Michael and exposed him for the pedophile he is.