blooisblooisbloo's definitions

jortling

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs

i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling

by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019

Maximuzed

When a person has jacked off to so much hentai they can no longer achieve an erection from anything in the real world.

Poor bernardo, he cant get it up anymore! all that hentai got him maximuzed.

by blooisblooisbloo March 29, 2020

Elizabeths boobs

A warm place for squirrels to hide when its cold out.

Its freezing out here, lets gather some nuts and head for Elizabeths boobs!

by blooisblooisbloo March 29, 2020

Sass panties

A holy place all men want to get inside of, rumored to be adorned with the finest lace and pictures of pikachu.

I tried to get inside those sass panties but i still cant figure out how!

by blooisblooisbloo March 31, 2020

kitten fish

When someone catfishes as an under-aged person to troll pedophiles.

Smith kitten fished Michael and exposed him for the pedophile he is.

by blooisblooisbloo April 3, 2020

Cobrakelling

Bringing out extreme simping behavior in men with zero effort.

Man she's been cobrakelling poor Cody for a month now, if shes not careful she'll have a stalker on her hands.

by blooisblooisbloo July 31, 2020

sleebot

To carefully observe someone and provide them with assistance they sometimes didn't even know they needed.

Joe didn't even realize he needed a sense of humor until Bernardo pulled a sleebot on him.

by blooisblooisbloo June 30, 2021