Maximuzed
When a person has jacked off to so much hentai they can no longer achieve an erection from anything in the real world.
Maximuzed by blooisblooisbloo March 29, 2020
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Maximumer
Maximumer by ThelegendarySuperSaiyan October 14, 2019
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maximize the minimum
You see that guy over there maximizing the minimum.
It's Friday afternoon and it's time to maximize the minimum until I go home from work.
It's Friday afternoon and it's time to maximize the minimum until I go home from work.
maximize the minimum by turbotbird86 May 11, 2011
MaximizedGamer
MaximizedGamer is regarded as the best gamer in the world, any game that comes across his path are just considered raped. Competitions aren't a challenge for this one also, defeats everyone who dares to step in his way. So, Lets just say MaximizedGamer is a douche bag.
MaximizedGamer by NotMaximizedGamer September 9, 2012
maximizer
One who maximizes whatever application he is working on, consuming all screen real estate and rendering the entire concept of the windowed GUI useless.
I told my friend I was getting a 30" monitor, but because he's a maximizer, he couldn't fathom the purpose of it. "Who wants to type in Microsoft Word across the whole screen?"
Maximizer
A person, who always tries to milk an opportunity. Ex: You ask a co-worker if they need anything from the store and they hand you a long shopping list.
"I offered her a ride home and she - being the MAXIMIZER that she is - made me make two stops along the way so she could drop things off and buy stuff!"
Maximizer by The Movie 32 December 9, 2017
maximize
1) A very extraordinary hacker who gets paid to do absolutely nothing such as website/ftp exploitation, social engineering, and opticle cryptography processing. See Cam0.
2)To assign the highest importance to.
3)The best.
4)Sometimes Maximize is spelled "Maxamize", when this occurs it is recognized as a flaw to one's spelling, but to hackers it is encouraged as a "1337" way of talking especially when you are referring to MX from the AOL Scene.
5)A computer/graphics mastermind. See Mx also.
2)To assign the highest importance to.
3)The best.
4)Sometimes Maximize is spelled "Maxamize", when this occurs it is recognized as a flaw to one's spelling, but to hackers it is encouraged as a "1337" way of talking especially when you are referring to MX from the AOL Scene.
5)A computer/graphics mastermind. See Mx also.
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