maximiza 

Extremely large, bigger than maximum

I ate this pie and it was maximiza

maximiza by Kareem POW September 29, 2005

maximize the minimum 

it's how you describe somebody that works hard at doing as little work as possible

You see that guy over there maximizing the minimum.

It's Friday afternoon and it's time to maximize the minimum until I go home from work.

maximize the minimum by turbotbird86 May 11, 2011

Maximizing 

To actively improve one's health with proper diet and exercise.

Maximizing is a lifestyle rather than a "diet plan" in which mind & body wellness are paramount.

Ridiculing others on their physique whilst displaying moments of disobedience to peers via iPhone 4 picture/video(s) (e.g. drinking soda) becomes a primary directive. Letting others know if they are "obese" is a gesture of kindness and compassion to fellow (white) man.

Social acceptance of a healthy lifestyle is one major motivation to constantly be at one's best physical shape. Many practitioners learn to adeptly (yet subtly) display muscle tone, depth, and mass during everyday activities/interactions (e.g. folding one's arms, picking a glass of water, and using arm gestures during discussions).

Drinking alcohol can be accepted periodically in order to allow others the privilege of viewing these unearthly manifestations of physical prowess. The gym is "hit" at least every other day to demolish all muscle groups.

Constant hydration is always encouraged along with eating unprocessed foods (gluten free). Organic fruits, vegetables, meats (chicken and or sardines), and such commonly are consumed. Anything else is considering poison, toxic, and trash in which strict repulsion is common protocol.

Many whom practice maximizing participate in activities like; wake-boarding, snowboarding, surfing, wrestling, & electro-dancing.

Person 1: Hey, do you want to get a double-double at In-N-Out Burger?

Person 2: Hell no! I would rather spend more money, wait more time, and not kill myself maximizing at True Food's Kitchen.

Maximizing by MaximusPrimal February 20, 2011

profit maximization 

racking in hella guap on a real one

"Daaaaaaamn! You done finessed him good on that gram right quick! That's some profit maximization on baby!"

profit maximization by sillybillbilly September 27, 2019

maximian 

Maximian is Latin, basically he's really quiet and weird. He's really smart, and knows how to give a good presentation too!!! He's soooo funny!!

Maximian is so quiet but he's so smart too!! Such a bad boy really.

maximian by Somechick June 16, 2017

MaximizedGamer 

MaximizedGamer is regarded as the best gamer in the world, any game that comes across his path are just considered raped. Competitions aren't a challenge for this one also, defeats everyone who dares to step in his way. So, Lets just say MaximizedGamer is a douche bag.

MaximizedGamer won 1rst place in the Mario SpeedRunning Championships.

MaximizedGamer by NotMaximizedGamer September 9, 2012

M.M. Maximisation 

The Goffyistic idea that practising M.M. can be overdone. In Goffyistic philosophical thought this is seen as one of the main ways to ruin your life, and is therefore also a sort of 'pseudo-sin'. In practise M.M. Maximisation is achieved when you go against the social-norms of your respective society for too long in the attempt to uphold M.M. Optimisation.

Jack: "This guy is M.M. Maximising"
John: "His excessive M.M. Maximisation has led him astray"

M.M. Maximisation by JohnNielsen10101 November 8, 2022