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Max Wein 

A kid who tripped on a ball in 1st grade gym class and cracked his skull, causing his brain to slip out. (The term can be used generically to refer to anybody whom it seems might have sustained such damage)
"Max Wein's brain looked like purple doody!"
Max Wein by Jerry October 16, 2004

Max Weinberg 

1. Drummer in the Max Weinberg 7 along with such notable characters like La Bamba.
2. See "God"
"I Love Max Weinberg's serious face stare with Conan...my dream would be for a whole show of late night to be just Conan and Max staring eachother down"
Max Weinberg by Dave Henney July 23, 2004

Max Weinberg 

1. A pedophile. He lures young jewish girls into his clutches with his amazing drumming and then plays bongos on their ass.

2. A cool guy.
Man, I wish I had the ultra-cool pimp aura of Max Weinberg! He's the white jewish Shaft!
Max Weinberg by awkward silence August 29, 2004

Max Weinberg 

1)one of the coolest drummers ever, for the Max weinberg 7
Max Weinberg by Stephanie April 13, 2004

Max Weinberg 

-A nickname to anyone that has a dull (yet profound) stare.
Perhaps the most lovely Jewish man on Television.
-See pimpdaddy
Max Weinberg could kick your ass with his drum sticks.
Max Weinberg by Amy Marie May 3, 2005

Max Weinberg 

Best drummer to ever live. also very cute
Dude: have you ever see Max play?
Chic: oh yes, he is dead fine!
Max Weinberg by Cassie October 17, 2003

max weiner 

a jack ass who thinks he is the shit

NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not

no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin

no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE
a jackass with no life and with a tiiiinyy ass dick
max weiner by 4YOURinfo April 1, 2005
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