laminator

Laminator is in many pornos.
by jerry March 24, 2004
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panda

Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.
"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."
by jerry January 27, 2004
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AMF

Adios Mother Fucker's
When leaving a group of friends, simply tell them "A.M.F."
by Jerry December 08, 2001
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Milk Dud

I was tossin her salad, and I went for the milk dud!
by Jerry July 13, 2003
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A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.
When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!
by Jerry July 14, 2003
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White Glove

1. A person of high social and economical status.
2. Clean, tightly, and neat.
3. A very talented European musician, usually who plays the piano.
4. A person who looks down on others, feeling they are inferior due to their social or economical class and/or status.
1. "Bill walked into the bar with the presence of a white glove."
2. "He must be a white glove, his apartment being so clean and all."
3. "Mozart is a perfect example of a white glove from the Renaissance era."
4. "His speech was so snoty that he had to be a white glove."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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Thunderboots

A shoe that is made specifically for those of excessive weight. When the person walks, it is said that the ground shakes, and the cause of this is the "thunder in his boots."
"When she put on the thunderboots, if looked as if she was baking bread rather than trying to apply footwear."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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