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1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 07, 2004

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A super hot and sexy girl.
Wow that girl is such a ariel
by jerry March 03, 2005

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The best rapper ever and he could kick the trash out of ICP and JA RULE
Eminem rips ICP to pieces in his songs and Ja Rule is a Pussy Ass Bitch
by Jerry March 25, 2005

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Yes a truly hardcore growling band that rips the anus indeed.
Dude your ears are bleeding!
Been to a Lamb of God show?
by Jerry July 17, 2003

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An expression originating from an ad campaign for eggo brand waffles. In each commercial character A would attempt to steal character B's eggo brand waffles forcing B to yell out "Leggo my Eggo" to express his disdain at A's lack of respect and rude actions

Can be used when someone attempts to take anything of personal importance from you but will rarely succeed in helping you retrieve your possession.
What the fuck bitch, leggo my eggo!
by Jerry November 18, 2004

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A (very good) kind of weed on its own without any equals. Usually well above average in quality and price. Available at pretty much all coffee shops in Holland.
This weed is special because of a certain natural opium like substance from which the highest cocentrations are found in this type of weed. This is what makes it nice above average. The plant takes a lot of effort and attention to grow.
"Let's get us some widow..." "That widow spliff got me well cained."
by jerry January 26, 2004

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The psychological term coined by Sigmund Freud named after the mythical king of Thebes and the legend based around him. In Greek myth, Oedipus killed his father and married his mother, but without knowledge that either were his parents. Freud's theory proclaimed that, at an unconscious level, a male's sexual preference would be based around the actions and personality of his mother. The male child would also feel extreme animosity towards his father, again at an unconscious level. The phenomenon in females is called the Electra Complex.
The Oedipus Complex is not a group of condos in Coconut Grove, Miami, but rather the explanation that, no matter what you do, it always has to do with you secretly wanting to fuck your mother.
by Jerry April 21, 2006

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