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A piggy piggy oink oink who loves to fake sick and never wants to see her boyfriend
Hey mattuch, you coming to school today,”cough, cough, kys
Mattuch by RUNEDUNE November 13, 2023
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mattupham 

mattupham a beack gamer, discord partnered server of the Coding & Programming server, a tiktoker with 515k Followers at the time of writing, LOADS OF FOLLOWERS, internet tech enthusiast, programmer, THE LEGEND OF THE OMEGLE SCRIPT, rich dude, who also loves crypto.
mattupham is the best
mattupham by @king, Hello Miles December 25, 2021
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The Mattachini 

The act of breaking up with a girl by fist-bumping her; usually ends up with a very awkward moment where the now single girl is trying to figure out what just happened
Kid- I want to break up with her but it will be awkward
Kid2- Do The Mattachini and run away
Kid- Good idea
The Mattachini by PHS2014 September 10, 2011
definice toho být špatnej
your friends play inferno tower to counter minion horde

"omg, you play like matouch"
matouch by zivoucilegenda May 31, 2021

mastuche 

The female mustache, can be long or short, and maybe Hitler sized in some cases. Mostly found on Swedish or Italian women.
OMG she has a mastuche, that is sick, dude.
Wow, Im growing a mastuche, I'll never have a date again.

mastuche, mastuches, mastuche infested
mastuche by Logan TIncher January 28, 2005

Mattchew 

Coming from the name "Matthieu", when pronounced by a loving girlfriend comes out as Mattchew. Mattchew's are the best boyfriend any girl or guy could ask for, and anyone who even knows a Mattchew is very lucky to have someone like this in your life. He is a gamer but also pays attention to the ones he loves, even if it means pausing a game. He knows his limits but he is still amazing. Over all else, Mattchew is perfect and believes in clearing this world of thots with the help of Mr. Steal Yo Girl and the other members of the patriarchy.

Mattchews' are the best people out there, so if you have one, let them know you love them and how amazing they are
I love you Mattchew
Mattchew by JaedonElle October 12, 2017

matuchize 

Named for a regular person made famous for placing bar tabs and restaurant checks on a credit card in order to raise capital for the evening, thus avoiding any ATM or cash advance fees.
I need some beer money for the night...Imma hafta matuchize this pizza bill. Or - Imma matuchize our lapdances so I gots tips for the stage.
matuchize by vic holiday March 26, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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