Mattuch

A piggy piggy oink oink who loves to fake sick and never wants to see her boyfriend

Hey mattuch, you coming to school today,”cough, cough, kys

Mattuch by RUNEDUNE November 13, 2023

mattupham 

mattupham a beack gamer, discord partnered server of the Coding & Programming server, a tiktoker with 515k Followers at the time of writing, LOADS OF FOLLOWERS, internet tech enthusiast, programmer, THE LEGEND OF THE OMEGLE SCRIPT, rich dude, who also loves crypto.

mattupham is the best

mattupham by @king, Hello Miles December 25, 2021

The Mattachini 

The act of breaking up with a girl by fist-bumping her; usually ends up with a very awkward moment where the now single girl is trying to figure out what just happened

Kid- I want to break up with her but it will be awkward
Kid2- Do The Mattachini and run away
Kid- Good idea

The Mattachini by PHS2014 September 10, 2011

matouch 

definice toho být špatnej

your friends play inferno tower to counter minion horde

"omg, you play like matouch"

matouch by zivoucilegenda May 31, 2021

mastuche 

The female mustache, can be long or short, and maybe Hitler sized in some cases. Mostly found on Swedish or Italian women.

OMG she has a mastuche, that is sick, dude.
Wow, Im growing a mastuche, I'll never have a date again.

mastuche, mastuches, mastuche infested

mastuche by Logan TIncher January 28, 2005

Mattchew 

Coming from the name "Matthieu", when pronounced by a loving girlfriend comes out as Mattchew. Mattchew's are the best boyfriend any girl or guy could ask for, and anyone who even knows a Mattchew is very lucky to have someone like this in your life. He is a gamer but also pays attention to the ones he loves, even if it means pausing a game. He knows his limits but he is still amazing. Over all else, Mattchew is perfect and believes in clearing this world of thots with the help of Mr. Steal Yo Girl and the other members of the patriarchy.

Mattchews' are the best people out there, so if you have one, let them know you love them and how amazing they are

I love you Mattchew

Mattchew by JaedonElle October 12, 2017

matuchize 

Named for a regular person made famous for placing bar tabs and restaurant checks on a credit card in order to raise capital for the evening, thus avoiding any ATM or cash advance fees.

I need some beer money for the night...Imma hafta matuchize this pizza bill. Or - Imma matuchize our lapdances so I gots tips for the stage.

matuchize by vic holiday March 26, 2009