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Definice

Slovo 'definice' má v nynější době více významů, jedním z nich je rychlý a prostý popis člověka. Myslí se tím kluk - teenager dnešní doby, který následuje nejmodernější fashion trendy. Definici si můžeme nejjednodušeji představit jako tzv. TikTok boye - má rozházené kudrnaté či rovné vlasy směřující dopředu na čelo, nosí stříbrné prstýnky (ve většině případech 2 na každé ruce), má naušnici či naušnice, řetízky či náhrdelníky - nejčastěji bílé korálky, nosí světoznámé značky oblečení.

V jeho outfitu nesmí chybět boty typu Nike Air Force 1 bílé, hranaté černé sluneční brýle, Trapstar kabelka přes rameno či New Era snapback.

Mezi definici definice patří v mnoha případech i rozrostlé TikTok či Instagramové účty, kam postují různé tanečky s přáteli, fit-checky, drahé oblečení, vyobrazení velkého množství peněz (většinou foceno v 0.5 lens) či citáty, ke kterým má mnoho teenagerů blízko, např. "Přísahám, že bych uškrtil toho, kdo vymyslel papírový brčko do Caprisun."

Definice rádi poslouchají americký rap, UK drill a český rap. Nedělá jim problém dát část písničky na svoje Instagramové stories či do popisku pod nový příspěvek.

Označení 'definice' není urážka, právě naopak poukazuje, jak dobrý ma daná osoba styl a dokáže vypadat dobře. Tyto definice mají velký úspěch mezi ženami.

Na závěr bych rád zmínil, že definicí se může stát prakticky kdokoliv, pokud bude rozumět módě, moderním sestříhům a bude o sebe dbát tzn. skincare, sebezlepšování atp.
*Přijedou maloměšťané/vesničané do Prahy*
"Ty vo*e, borci, koukejte se na ty definice!"

*Koukáš se na Tiktok a pošleš kamarádovi video s textem*
"Ty pí*o, to je definice xd"

*Potkáš náhodného teenagera a v hlavě si říkáš*
"Ty vo*e, větší definici jsem v životě snad neviděl.*
by revolutionczech July 10, 2023
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Definite Maybe

The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.

Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.

You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.
Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.

Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.

He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.
by Robthegreat December 31, 2013
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definitely maybe

1994, Oasis & possibly the greatest debut album by any band or artist ever.

the track listing is

1. Rock 'n' roll star
2. Shakermaker
3. Live forever
4. Up in the sky
5. Columbia
6. Supersonic
7. Bring it on down
8. Cigarettes & alcohol
9. Digsy's dinner
10. Slide away
11. Married with children
12.Sad Song ( On Lp versions )

The Album which marked the start of the Brit Pop Era.
Noel thinks that definitely maybe is the greatest debut album ever, and wonders why people think morning glory is so much better. Why buy Morning Glory when you can buy definitely maybe. Or if your mad fer it why not buy both?
by FuZ February 3, 2005
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totally definitely real 100% not clickbait

a sarcastic way of saying something is obviously fake/ a joke
guys i got 10 billion robux totally definitely real 100% not clickbait
by capythany April 28, 2023
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definitely

The correct way to spell the oft misused DEFINATELY.
Note that "finite" appear in the word, stresing the "limits" that the definition below implies.

having distinct or certain limits
free of all ambiguity, uncertainty, or obscurity <demanded a definite answer> b : UNQUESTIONABLE, DECIDED <the quarterback was a definite hero today>

def·i·nite·ly adverb
People should definitely pay more attention to proper spelling and grammar.
by starx March 8, 2005
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definitely probably

Adjective. Used to describe something you believe to be absolute fact but then reneg on your convictions half way through the phrase to cover your own ass.
by nfes July 18, 2007
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definitely

The hardest fucking word to spell in the English language.
Holy shit I can't believe Nick spelled "definitely" with two Z's and a U, what an idiot!
by Metal Frosty January 17, 2009
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