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matuchize 

Named for a regular person made famous for placing bar tabs and restaurant checks on a credit card in order to raise capital for the evening, thus avoiding any ATM or cash advance fees.
I need some beer money for the night...Imma hafta matuchize this pizza bill. Or - Imma matuchize our lapdances so I gots tips for the stage.
matuchize by vic holiday March 26, 2009
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(v)To kick random pigs while walking through a farm on a rainy day.
(n)One who magchizes
It was a bad storm, and it didn't help that Bob magchized that night.

I protected the pigs from that magchize
magchize by RebelDeadCat November 13, 2003
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matchie, a nickname for the coolest guy ever. He's like the perfect guy version of you.
Omiglob, i own those same shoes!!!! You have great taste dude!!! I shall now call you matchie

awww man, couldn't you come up with a better nickname?

no, you shall be matchie *angry face*
matchie by BMO-is-awesome! May 26, 2014

matchies 

A matching set of bra and women's underwear, often worn with the intention of being sexy without seeming too expectant on a date (like as if lingerie was worn). Can also be worn just for entertaining oneself or providing a secret layer of confidence.
Alex: Are you ready for your date tonight?
Passion: Yep! Just got a new set of matchies!
matchies by lyricalgenius559 January 29, 2022

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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