matuchize

Named for a regular person made famous for placing bar tabs and restaurant checks on a credit card in order to raise capital for the evening, thus avoiding any ATM or cash advance fees.

I need some beer money for the night...Imma hafta matuchize this pizza bill. Or - Imma matuchize our lapdances so I gots tips for the stage.

by vic holiday March 26, 2009

magchize

(v)To kick random pigs while walking through a farm on a rainy day.
(n)One who magchizes

It was a bad storm, and it didn't help that Bob magchized that night.

I protected the pigs from that magchize

by RebelDeadCat November 13, 2003

matchie

matchie, a nickname for the coolest guy ever. He's like the perfect guy version of you.

Omiglob, i own those same shoes!!!! You have great taste dude!!! I shall now call you matchie

awww man, couldn't you come up with a better nickname?

no, you shall be matchie *angry face*

by BMO-is-awesome! May 26, 2014

matchies

A matching set of bra and women's underwear, often worn with the intention of being sexy without seeming too expectant on a date (like as if lingerie was worn). Can also be worn just for entertaining oneself or providing a secret layer of confidence.

Alex: Are you ready for your date tonight?
Passion: Yep! Just got a new set of matchies!

by lyricalgenius559 January 29, 2022