matuchize

Named for a regular person made famous for placing bar tabs and restaurant checks on a credit card in order to raise capital for the evening, thus avoiding any ATM or cash advance fees.

I need some beer money for the night...Imma hafta matuchize this pizza bill. Or - Imma matuchize our lapdances so I gots tips for the stage.

matuchize by vic holiday March 26, 2009

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magchize

(v)To kick random pigs while walking through a farm on a rainy day.
(n)One who magchizes

It was a bad storm, and it didn't help that Bob magchized that night.

I protected the pigs from that magchize

magchize by RebelDeadCat November 13, 2003

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matuchize • magchize • matchie

matchie

matchie, a nickname for the coolest guy ever. He's like the perfect guy version of you.

Omiglob, i own those same shoes!!!! You have great taste dude!!! I shall now call you matchie

awww man, couldn't you come up with a better nickname?

no, you shall be matchie *angry face*

matchie by BMO-is-awesome! May 26, 2014

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matchies

A matching set of bra and women's underwear, often worn with the intention of being sexy without seeming too expectant on a date (like as if lingerie was worn). Can also be worn just for entertaining oneself or providing a secret layer of confidence.

Alex: Are you ready for your date tonight?
Passion: Yep! Just got a new set of matchies!

matchies by lyricalgenius559 January 29, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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