mastuche 

The female mustache, can be long or short, and maybe Hitler sized in some cases. Mostly found on Swedish or Italian women.

OMG she has a mastuche, that is sick, dude.
Wow, Im growing a mastuche, I'll never have a date again.

mastuche, mastuches, mastuche infested

mastuche by Logan TIncher January 28, 2005

Masturcheating 

Masturdating while being married or in relationship - eating out, going to see movies, eating ice cream alone, when your spouse or partner doesn't show any interest for such activities.

Darling, why don't we go and see Twilight Eclipse together? I'm sick of masturcheating on you.

Masturcheating by Olfur October 4, 2010

masturhelper 

1. An aid used in masturbation.

2. Someone who helps you masturbate.

My mom found my masturhelper the other day.

masturhelper by Inez Critterhead October 27, 2011

mastache 

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.

Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!

mastache by von groovy June 1, 2017