mittuch

when in the process of sexual intercourse and/or fornication, the male will savagely beat the female savagely while screaming in german. at the end of the copulation, the female will be crippled, if not dead. if she cannot get out of bed for at least a day, she has successfully been mittuched.

Dude, where is sarah?

i think she was mittuched

hooah

mittuch by kaydett April 14, 2010

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mittuch

The epitome of masculinity. Generally used to refer to studly or sexual perfect men. High probability of bedding any woman.

"Oh he's so gorgeous" "I know he's such a Mittuch"

mittuch by c-bomb123456 April 14, 2010

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mittuch • Mattuch

Mattuch

A piggy piggy oink oink who loves to fake sick and never wants to see her boyfriend

Hey mattuch, you coming to school today,”cough, cough, kys

Mattuch by RUNEDUNE November 13, 2023

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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