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when in the process of sexual intercourse and/or fornication, the male will savagely beat the female savagely while screaming in german. at the end of the copulation, the female will be crippled, if not dead. if she cannot get out of bed for at least a day, she has successfully been mittuched.
Dude, where is sarah?

i think she was mittuched

by kaydett April 14, 2010
Happy St. Patties Day!
The epitome of masculinity. Generally used to refer to studly or sexual perfect men. High probability of bedding any woman.
"Oh he's so gorgeous" "I know he's such a Mittuch"
by c-bomb123456 April 14, 2010
Happy St. Patties Day!