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mattchoo 

A sneeze that makes you fart and pee a little... Very inconvienient.
When Ben had a mattchoo, you can see the result from his pantleg.

"I just mattchooed, now I need to change my undies, AGAIN."
mattchoo by MattchooBaby February 10, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
a phonetic respelling of the name matthew
hey!! matchoo, what ya doin?
matchoo by matthew hickey May 20, 2008
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MattChaos14 

A guy that will always be leaded towards guys and that likes it in the butt real hard. basically a normal guy that is just... insanely gay beyond anyones believes. Maybe he should get off of his lazy ass and start fuckin his girlfriend! Another douche bag who thinks he is cool and thinks he is always right. A hopeless fagget who gets a girl by almost bribing her ass before she leaves him! poor old dumb-ass... nothing more to say.
Hey dude... stop being a MattChaos14

Ya what he said!... grow yourself a dick and acomplish something in your life!
MattChaos14 by Getsome69 June 9, 2010
MattHoot also known as Matthew or Matt to his chat is a twitch streamer well known for playing Minecraft. He is a bed wars God who stays winning 80-90% of the time. He bully's his chat but it is all out of love. He is very tall.
Person 1: Hey do you know any good Minecraft streamers?

Person 2: Yeah, I do, MattHoot is really good.
MattHoot by jesmor425 July 21, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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