Matteau
Matteau by Tee-Jay S. Yates January 2, 2018
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Mattea
You are very lucky if you have a Mattea in your life. Matteas seem very quiet and well behaved at first, but once you get to know one, you’re in for a wild ride. A Mattea will most likely enjoy math, but they excel at reading and writing. However, they are not good at science stuff. Matteas have an amazing artistic ability and are very good at picking up new skills. They also have great perseverance. Matteas sometimes fail to see their natural beauty, because they are so humble. A Mattea is generally an introvert, but when around people they trust, a Mattea is as extroverted as it gets. Overall you are very lucky if you know a Mattea and you should always be there for your Mattea as they always will give you a shoulder to cry on.
Girl 1: Who’s that?
Girl 2: Oh that’s Mattea, only the nicest, most hilarious, and beautiful girl around
Girl 3: Have you seen her artwork? She’s Leonardo Da Vinci reincarnated!
Boy 1: I just got a date with the best girl ever. She’s sweet, smart, talented, and super hot
Boy 2: She sounds like a Mattea, you’re so lucky brooo!
Girl 2: Oh that’s Mattea, only the nicest, most hilarious, and beautiful girl around
Girl 3: Have you seen her artwork? She’s Leonardo Da Vinci reincarnated!
Boy 1: I just got a date with the best girl ever. She’s sweet, smart, talented, and super hot
Boy 2: She sounds like a Mattea, you’re so lucky brooo!
Mattea by dancer11667 June 10, 2019
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matteus marlovits
Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.
He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.
He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.
matteus marlovits by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019
Mattea
The most beautiful, nice, funny, awesome, amazing, cool, awesmazing, interesting girl ON THE PLANET!
Mattea by Byron67000 February 7, 2010
mattea
shes the type of girl who says shes not sensititve but really is. she could sometimes be kinda mean but overall shes pretty nice, she has a nice music taste and is quiet around other people but loud in front of her friends. shes rlly pretty and gets good grades, shes misunderstood and doesnt have the greatest life people think she has.
mattea by rose..flower February 18, 2021
Mattea
A super bad ass spontanois chickita with a great sense of humor. Pretty edgy and super hot
she's the kinda girl who could punch a guy in the balls if they say the wrong thing but weak if you press the right buttons.
thinks 60's rock is the shit and hates starbucks. they usually read wierd webcomics about grey kids with horns.
she's the kinda girl who could punch a guy in the balls if they say the wrong thing but weak if you press the right buttons.
thinks 60's rock is the shit and hates starbucks. they usually read wierd webcomics about grey kids with horns.
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