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A Matthäus is an amazing, handsome, funny, tall and ridiculous guy with the greatest and most wonderful smile on earth. He is not that self-confident but not shy. When he gets to know people, he will be kind to them after he talked more to them. Often he can sing and has a very beautiful, deep voice.
He also loves to play with children and wants to have a family later.
He is a gift of god, and if you get a Matthäus as a boyfriend, be proud.
He is such an amazing person. It must be a Matthäus! :D
matthäus by janina144 March 5, 2017

Matthaus 

Matthaus has the biggest dick in the group. Great editing skills and could probably potentially be a great youtuber.
If Matthaus had a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
Matthaus by Anonymousmiss April 18, 2018

matthaus 

Smarter boy in class and is friends with girls named Natalie and Ella.
hoe ass matthaus
matthaus by truqlover February 21, 2020

Matthaus 

Person 1: Yo, Matthaus is such a simp!
Person 2: Yeah, no one more simppppy than

the simp Lord!
Matthaus by Cool kid 2090 March 11, 2020

Dirty Matthaus Papst

When you insert your 60 cm python cock that has been dipped in peanut butter into your dogs mouth so that they clean it and make it wet before you fuck a dead body into orgasm.
I heard you had a Dirty Matthaus Papst last night how was it
Dirty Matthaus Papst by Mythic Wizard February 20, 2024

Mattheus 

An amazing guy who is great to talk to. Good looking. He tends to have a joke, but not everyone gets his humor. He doesn't like relationships but he fancies someone. He loves his family and friends more than anything.
Mattheus.
Mattheus by akisstooshort January 15, 2012
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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