A Matthäus is an amazing, handsome, funny, tall and ridiculous guy with the greatest and most wonderful smile on earth. He is not that self-confident but not shy. When he gets to know people, he will be kind to them after he talked more to them. Often he can sing and has a very beautiful, deep voice.
He also loves to play with children and wants to have a family later.
He is a gift of god, and if you get a Matthäus as a boyfriend, be proud.
When you insert your 60 cm python cock that has been dipped in peanut butter into your dogs mouth so that they clean it and make it wet before you fuck a dead body into orgasm.
An amazing guy who is great to talk to. Good looking. He tends to have a joke, but not everyone gets his humor. He doesn't like relationships but he fancies someone. He loves his family and friends more than anything.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.