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Coolest kid ever, smart funny and totally original. There is no one like him, and you always want to be around him.
Man, I wish my kid was more like Matteus.
Matteus by jsmd October 17, 2010
Words you can keep
“Matteus is the best bf ever
Matteus by ky cream March 19, 2023
The best boy friend EVER. Super hot and sexy and every way, will treat you perfectly and will love you with his whole heart. So hot he makes you want to cum your pants every time you see him.
“Oh look it’s my wonderful boyfriend Matteus!”
Matteus by ky cream March 19, 2023
Matteus is an amazing transgender person that likes it rough, very huge knob that like its way into a hairy ass aswell
Oh shit Matteus is standing over there! He’s probably watching your hairy ass out.
Matteus by GoodGuy2001 November 22, 2021
i hate matteus hes a fag
matteus by amongus sussy balls September 29, 2022
Hot,and has a giant dick because hes lit and likes boobys
oh it's matteus!
Matteus by large d by me January 20, 2022

matteus marlovits

Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.

He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.
gurl, where can i find myself a matteus marlovits“

„Comrade ion kno“
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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