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A short and chubby boy that likes pubg and makes jokes in class and who’s autistic
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Matheaus by Iluvyq August 23, 2019
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mathemusician 

One creating music based on and inspired by mathematics
She was a mathemusician who literally incorporated the principles of mathematics into her musical compositions
mathemusician by nadja m September 25, 2020
The Most Amazing person in the world! It is said whoever has this name has powers to seduce every women in the world! People with the name "Matheus" also contain in them magical powers.
oh Matheus just made feed his pet unicorn
Matheus by Timmyturnerjr November 29, 2011
The Sexiest Type Of Person Alive , Every Girl Would Like To Have a Matheus , And every guy is jealous of him . He Is also very experienced in bed .
Girl ; Omg ! look at matheus The Sexiest guy !

Boy ; He can go Fuck Himself .
Matheus by Adam focker November 6, 2011
Handsome, self-aware, intelligent, generous, fearless, and gentle are just some of the words used to describe a Matheus (or a group of Matheus's). This stimulating type of individual, is one the world cannot live without. Known to being enchanting and always surrounded by large groups of women; Matheus's tend to become rich or famous. These individuals are usually very masculine and strong, which happens intimidate other men and attract women.
"Matheus won the Nobel Peace Price this year."

"Just to know that Matheus looked at me, even if it was for a split second, made me the happiest person in the world."

"Oh yesss MATHEUS!! aww yessss!! MATHEUS!!! YESS!!!! YES!!!!! AHHH!! (over and over again...)"

"In my next life, I hope I become a Matheus."
Matheus by Zilian305 July 29, 2014
Matheas is a wonderful guy. His jokes and puns are the best and he will make you laugh. With beautiful eyes, hair and a gorgeous smile, he will steal your heart. He is very smart and clever, always knows what is up and is caring. Whether he is your best friend, your lover, or both, you will never want to let him go.
Matheas is loved, even if he doesn't know it. He is in his girl's heart forever.
Matheas by Ms. Courser May 19, 2016
A god of seducing woman yet somehow always gets rejected by woman
Matheus- hey wanna date?
Melia-NOPE
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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