Mattayo

The best guy friend a girl could possibly have. He has a lot of friends, but being his friend makes you happy and feel important. He is a loving, caring person and will always try and make people happy. He can be hard to hold onto and keep a friendship with, but it's a privilege to even be friends with someone like him. He's an amazing person, who will always be in your heart.

I feel privileged to know a Mattayo.

by Tory1994 November 17, 2011

Mattayo

Mattayo is a very genuine person, he’s real and you have to appreciate him when you have him. He will do anything for his girlfriend but he can act heartless. He’s an amazing personality but is also very protective

Oh did you see Mattayo with his girlfriend today

Oh yes they’re so cute together

by u kno i’m not cappin June 25, 2019

matayo

The name matayo mean you have a bigg ass dick

"Damn I wish my dick was big like matayo

by Flip daddy December 28, 2020

Mattaco

A cross between a hard shell taco and a burrito. A filled hard shell taco is wrapped in a soft tortilla before eating - preventing the hard shell from falling apart in your hands.

(Taco hater) "I hate hard shell tacos... They are messy and always break apart in your hands"
(Mattaco man) "You're doing it all wrong silly... Here, have a Mattaco"

by Mattcog May 13, 2014

Mattabolism

A serious health issue that causes huge weight gain over time. It also causes chronic flatulence and shitting multiple times a day and heavy lead deposits in the ass causing very slow movement. This condition is often accompanied by a micro penis, heavy deposits of shit in the rear area of the underwear caused by pressurized air explosions passing by fecal matter inside the ass and an inability to reach the areas of the body the need to be cleaned after a bowl movement.

Long term side affects include,

High blood pressure
Heart attack
Swelling of the anal glands
Hemorrhoids
Herpes
hpv
HIV
Syphilis
Homosexuality
Unsatisfied sexual need that results in the patient making multiple attempts to force himself upon the same or opposite sex to satisfy those desires.

(Clinical research has not been able establish if this disease causes sexual frustration or sexual frustration occurs from the micro penis and strong odors of shit from the propelled fecal matter caking up on the buttock and underwear with each movement)

Chris: hey Jeff will you please watch over my family after I’m gone?

Jeff: WTF?
Chris: I was diagnosed with mattabolism. I’m gonna take a 12 gauge and blow my fucking brains out.

Jeff: o shit!!!! Yea I will buddy I understand. If you puss out I’ll do it for you. So you don’t have to suffer.

Jake: I overheard........... So can I fuck your wife after your gone?

Chris: well FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Iphistagash February 23, 2020

mattaya

Mattaya is a tall, beautiful girl with a huge heart and so much love for her family and friends, she’ll give you trust and respect but if you cross her she’ll never forget! She’s a reliable and honest person who enjoys the simple things in life especially food and travel

Person 1: Hey, do you know Mattaya?

Person 2: yeah she’s actually really cool!

by Moshi69 November 23, 2021

Matayo

He's the most caring person you can ever meet he like no other if u ever find a matayo dont let him go or you'll lose him forever

Matayo is one of a kind

by MASKED PSYCHO December 28, 2020