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mattayous 

A very amazing dude . Always horny

Loves to play games and loves his homies a lot

He’s mean and rather tall and always laughing . He loves to eat and hates animals .
I wished Mattayous was mine
mattayous by Mix2sixmix November 21, 2021
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The best guy friend a girl could possibly have. He has a lot of friends, but being his friend makes you happy and feel important. He is a loving, caring person and will always try and make people happy. He can be hard to hold onto and keep a friendship with, but it's a privilege to even be friends with someone like him. He's an amazing person, who will always be in your heart.
I feel privileged to know a Mattayo.
Mattayo by Tory1994 November 17, 2011
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A person with this name is simply a bad ass. He is amazing, beautiful and incredibly modest. Girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. He also has the spirit of a warrior and the heart of a poet.
There goes Mathayus the biggest bad ass that will ever exist. Mathayus is so beautiful.
Mathayus by Mr.Kookydook June 10, 2018

Mattapoisett 

A town in Massachusetts that is "special", filled with old people and stupid skater kids who dress like they are black. Home to the shittiest school district in the world.
Kid - You live in Mattapoisett
Mattapoisetten-Yes
Kid - That Sucks
Mattapoisett by Ryan August 31, 2005

Mattapoisett 

A small town where a bunch of fuck faces live, where the cops have nothing better to do then harass all the kids and they dont like black people, there is a bunch of snobby douches and it sucks for skateboarding.
Kid - You live in mattapoisett?

Douche - Yes.

Kid - Fuck Face.
Mattapoisett by berry and kyle August 7, 2008
An absolute sweetheart. They will always listen to you regardless of what their doing, or what your situation is.

Matayus' are rays of sun that are the FUNNIEST people, always good for cracking jokes with; however, they can get stressed easily, so be sure to give them patience and listen to them as well as they listen to you.

Matayus' have a lot of loyalty, and are truly some of the best kinds of people to meet.
'Matayus is so supportive of everyone!'
'I know right?! Hopefully they get as much love as they give out to us.'
Matayus by drflugstan November 6, 2021
Really ugly and rude. They think ther'ye good at everything but they're not. Says rude things and acts like you're the bad guy. Horrible friend.
Omg. He is such a mathayus they way he said he was cool but he's not.
mathayus by The internet don't lie January 26, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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