Mattabolism 

A serious health issue that causes huge weight gain over time. It also causes chronic flatulence and shitting multiple times a day and heavy lead deposits in the ass causing very slow movement. This condition is often accompanied by a micro penis, heavy deposits of shit in the rear area of the underwear caused by pressurized air explosions passing by fecal matter inside the ass and an inability to reach the areas of the body the need to be cleaned after a bowl movement.

Long term side affects include,

High blood pressure
Heart attack
Swelling of the anal glands
Hemorrhoids
Herpes
hpv
HIV
Syphilis
Homosexuality
Unsatisfied sexual need that results in the patient making multiple attempts to force himself upon the same or opposite sex to satisfy those desires.

(Clinical research has not been able establish if this disease causes sexual frustration or sexual frustration occurs from the micro penis and strong odors of shit from the propelled fecal matter caking up on the buttock and underwear with each movement)

Chris: hey Jeff will you please watch over my family after I’m gone?

Jeff: WTF?
Chris: I was diagnosed with mattabolism. I’m gonna take a 12 gauge and blow my fucking brains out.

Jeff: o shit!!!! Yea I will buddy I understand. If you puss out I’ll do it for you. So you don’t have to suffer.

Jake: I overheard........... So can I fuck your wife after your gone?

Chris: well FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mattabolism by Iphistagash February 23, 2020

manabolism

manabolism - noun
manabolic - adjective

"Manabolism" is a term used to describe an activity that facilitates gains in strength, the development of brotherhood, increases in penis or testicle size, and/or swag. The word is derived from the name given to the tissue-building state known as "anabolism," to translate literally to "the building of men."

Legend has it, "manabolism" was first coined by a group of music students at the Florida State University in the early summer of 2011, as they spent the entirety of a Saturday consuming copious amounts of protein and carbohydrates (including, but not limited to bacon, steak, eggs and beer), before and after participating in a series of sports games. This day became known as "MANABOLIC DAY," as it celebrates the building of men through excessive measures of bacon, steak, football, swag, beer, and awesomeness.

"Bro, did you see 300?"
"Yeah bro. That shit was so manabolic."

What word first comes to mind when you hear the phrase, "unlimited bacon?"
"Well, manabolism, of course."

manabolism by Steve Chode April 28, 2012

fast metabolism 

when someone can eat more without gaining weight. they digest food faster than the average. they’re usually leaner

“Vivian is always eating, but she’s still so skinny”. “It’s because she has a fast metabolism”

fast metabolism by mymii November 28, 2021

metabolism

The sum total of all biochemical reactions that occur in a person's body. Digestion of food is just one aspect of metabolism.

Divided into catabolism, where organic molecules are oxidised and degreaded to prodice energy, and anabolism, where small organic molecules are combined to form larger ones at a cost of energy.

My last biochemistry exam was all about metabolism.

metabolism by Darth Ridley November 10, 2006

metabolism

The rate at which food is digested.

I have a fast metabolism, so I don't get fat when I eat 16 kajillion tons of food everyday.

metabolism by SykoSniper June 14, 2004

Mentabolism 

MENTABOLISM
When the mind affects the body, or the body affects the mind. How external events effect the internal mind and internal events affect the external body.
Examples:
A blush, sexual arousal, physical pain, hypnosis.

"The sight of her raised my mentabolism!"
"Self-hypnotic mentabolism, removed the pain."
"Mentabolism, mind over matter, gave me the bodily control to win the game."
"Mentabolism, Pavlovian at work"

Mentabolism by Bob B. January 22, 2004

metabolism

A word that fat people do not understand. They use it as a scape goat for their fat asses instead of admitting to their own laziness.

"It's hard for me to lose weight. I have a slow metabolism."

metabolism by Koondogg Saints July 13, 2004