Matstration 

A general Frustration created by a lack of options to attain Material Wealth/Goods in life, gaming or both.

Forms - adj. Matstrated, v. Matstrate

I feel deep matstration over the lack of material resources in my community.

Matstration by HemlockGunner March 20, 2022

manstruationing 

when men act like bitches all month long

Oh my God he must be manstruationing he's acting like a bitch!

manstruationing by Deecee February 25, 2015

manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

manstration by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

manstrating 

The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.

"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha

manstrating by Ælystea December 19, 2006

Macstruation

A syndrome that can only be cured using an iPad.

When Apple Fanboys start their macstruation, they need at least an iPad to cure it.

Macstruation by mkt3000 January 27, 2010

manstruation 

n. To become moody, bloated, and generally vaginal. only applicable to males.

v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling

You can tell by his pissy attitude and bloody underwear that he's going through manstruation.

She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.

manstruation by Hanibal Sonderegger March 16, 2004

manstruation 

The days when your man friend/spouse/partner/coworker etc. acts like a total intolerable douchebag when he is otherwise decent.

'Manstruation is wreaking havoc on Bob. He just told me to f*ck myself after I asked him to wipe large chunks of Pop Tart off of his expense report.'

manstruation by Fishballs December 16, 2008