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Framily matriarch 

-noun

1. Female foundational member of a framily unit. This woman usually has outstanding culinary skills and doesn't mind using them.

2. A woman of outstanding character that facilitates the framily gathering.

3. A motherly woman of culinary brilliance that shrinks when angry.
Dinner was astounding! I think Paula Dean could learn a few things from our framily matriarch!

Thank God for my framily matriarch! Without her I couldn't have afforded a vacation this year!

I am thankful for my framily matriarch: Mother to all Misfit Children, she who shrinks when she's angry, buys Christmas decorations in July, grills a mean London broil, turns vegetarians into carnivores, cooks for all us with love and gives each and every one of us a place of home and sense of family regardless of our situation.
Framily matriarch by achilles866 December 8, 2009

Manatee Matriarch 

A "Manatee Matriarch" is the dominant fat bitch, amongst a group or heard of grotesque obese women. This dominant land walking sea cow is usually the most socially developed and least shy to do ridiculous things. It is important to identify the "Manatee Matriarch" when taunting a group of fat bitches, for the "Manatee Matriarch" is the most likely candidate to thump you to the ground, should she manage to catch you.
"Don't piss off that bitch, she's the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".

Mattress matriarch 

The opposite of a pillow princess; someone, usually female, willing to exclusively give during sexual activity
I’m okay with any mattress matriarchs for our sex cult.
Mattress matriarch by BJmama69 October 3, 2021

Tyrant Matriarch 

Tyrant Matriarch by theja123 January 4, 2024

tyrant matriarch 

1. a discord mommy.
2. she's got high confidence and WILL step on you.
tyrant matriarch by theja123 January 4, 2024

Dragon Matriarch

An exalted version of “Mama Bear” - It denotes the importance of a mother’s innate care, defence strategies, and deference from others.

Where bloodlines and inheritance follow from the mother.

A Woman Community Builder who works sustainably with Mother Nature - the expansion of which is through the matriarchal offspring and their families…
That village is headed by a Dragon Matriarch