matriarchal
matriarchal by Morgan tee January 28, 2008
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Matriarchal Issues
Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.
Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.
Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.
Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.
Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.
Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.
Matriarchal Issues by WhiteHead69420 August 30, 2023
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matriarchy by swag69696969 November 11, 2013
matriarch
1. The oldest woman in a family (a grandmother or great-grandmother) who thus has the most seniority.
2. The head of a family in a matrilineal society
3. The ruler in a matriarchy.
2. The head of a family in a matrilineal society
3. The ruler in a matriarchy.
patriarchal blessing
A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.
patriarchal blessing by CDB December 7, 2004
Patriarchal Princess
A female who is comfortable with the world remaining a patriarchal society.
This term is similar to a "pick me girl." The only difference being that pick me girls uphold the patriarchy to gain favour from men while patriarchal princesses stand by the patriarchy simply because they prefer it. They prefer the life that patriarchy affords them and have no interests in fighting gender equity.
This term is similar to a "pick me girl." The only difference being that pick me girls uphold the patriarchy to gain favour from men while patriarchal princesses stand by the patriarchy simply because they prefer it. They prefer the life that patriarchy affords them and have no interests in fighting gender equity.
Person: Both men and women should provide in a home. It is unfair to deem one gender the provider while the other does nothing.
Her: No, it's best that way. A man should provide. A woman can help out if she chooses but it is not her place to provide for the family.
Person: You're obviously a patriarchal princess. You like the patriarchy so far it favours you.
Her: No, it's best that way. A man should provide. A woman can help out if she chooses but it is not her place to provide for the family.
Person: You're obviously a patriarchal princess. You like the patriarchy so far it favours you.
Patriarchal Princess by Lemonade_Heart May 2, 2022
Framily matriarch
-noun
1. Female foundational member of a framily unit. This woman usually has outstanding culinary skills and doesn't mind using them.
2. A woman of outstanding character that facilitates the framily gathering.
3. A motherly woman of culinary brilliance that shrinks when angry.
1. Female foundational member of a framily unit. This woman usually has outstanding culinary skills and doesn't mind using them.
2. A woman of outstanding character that facilitates the framily gathering.
3. A motherly woman of culinary brilliance that shrinks when angry.
Dinner was astounding! I think Paula Dean could learn a few things from our framily matriarch!
Thank God for my framily matriarch! Without her I couldn't have afforded a vacation this year!
I am thankful for my framily matriarch: Mother to all Misfit Children, she who shrinks when she's angry, buys Christmas decorations in July, grills a mean London broil, turns vegetarians into carnivores, cooks for all us with love and gives each and every one of us a place of home and sense of family regardless of our situation.
Thank God for my framily matriarch! Without her I couldn't have afforded a vacation this year!
I am thankful for my framily matriarch: Mother to all Misfit Children, she who shrinks when she's angry, buys Christmas decorations in July, grills a mean London broil, turns vegetarians into carnivores, cooks for all us with love and gives each and every one of us a place of home and sense of family regardless of our situation.
Framily matriarch by achilles866 December 8, 2009
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