-noun
1. Female foundational member of a framily unit. This
woman usually has outstanding culinary skills and doesn't mind using them.
2. A
woman of outstanding character that facilitates the framily gathering.
3. A motherly
woman of culinary brilliance that shrinks when angry.
Dinner was astounding! I think Paula Dean could learn a few things from our framily matriarch!
Thank God for my framily matriarch! Without her I couldn't have afforded a vacation this year!
I am thankful for my framily matriarch:
Mother to all Misfit Children, she who shrinks when she'
s angry, buys Christmas decorations in July, grills a
mean London broil, turns vegetarians into carnivores, cooks for all us with love and gives each and every one of us a place of home and sense of
family regardless of our situation.