Matrabate

The act of jamming your heel up your foof to get your jollies.

I know she was trying to stick it in her vagina like to matrabate

by Cyberllama July 4, 2021

furious mastrabation

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

by Darker January 21, 2010

mastribate

When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.

I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.

by Keta September 8, 2003

Martybate

mar – tee – bait

verb

To amuse one’s self with an image of, or in the actual presence of, Marty Morrissey.

1. Tim thought he was alone in the building, then I came in and found him having a martybate with a gif.
2. At the staff relay, Tim had no shame, he was openly martybating in front of everyone.

by Computer Jones July 18, 2019

Maturebater

Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.

Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater

by Bum killa 101 April 10, 2009

Macrobate (v.)

To rely excessively on macros to do your work for you, often at the expense of common sense. (see also, macrobation, macrobater).

"Rudy, you really should stop macrobating; you'll go blind."

by King Mob June 10, 2004

macrobater

A Person who macrobates.

Hey Betty, our boy is a macrobater since you hired the new baby sitter.

by jeffbo April 6, 2009