Definitions by Keta

I'd smash 

Pronunciation: Eyed Smash
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"

Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"What do you think of Jenny?"
"I'd smash."

I'd smash by Keta January 27, 2006

fangoriously 

Quickly, mercilessly, and with gusto.

Anne is being fangoriously digested by a gelatinous monster.

fangoriously by Keta September 8, 2003

mastribate 

When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.

I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.

mastribate by Keta September 8, 2003

monkeyseeds 

An exclamation of dissatisfaction.

I lost the election?! Awww, monkeyseeds.

monkeyseeds by Keta September 8, 2003

ejaculation 

To verbally exclaim in fright or joy.

He ejaculated right then in class when he heard who won the presidential election.

ejaculation by Keta September 8, 2003

weasal-monkey 

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.

He spanked out a dance like a weasal-monkey.

weasal-monkey by Keta April 19, 2003

weasle-monkey 

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.

He spanked out that dance like a weasle-monkey!!

weasle-monkey by Keta April 19, 2003