Macrabation 

Combining the act of jacking off with the enthusiastic crafting of woven twine, jute, hemp or yarn.

“The Art Department down at the community center is having a workshop on Macrabation this Wednesday. Wanna cum with me?”

Macrabation by DocTheDirtySureon September 1, 2021

mudrabation

Noun. Hand gestures designed to stimulate the mind and make it firmer and more erect.

Richie had a bad case of blockage of the mind, but a little mudrabation cleaned his mental pipes right out.

mudrabation by 5$wds December 1, 2009

furious mastrabation 

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

furious mastrabation by Darker January 21, 2010

Macabation 

When a person cannot take their hands off their new iMac or Apple Mac based product. It's almost as if they are chronic public masturbators only difference is they jack off over technology.

I got my MacBook Pro Sunday night and I haven't been anywhere near social. I've been all alone in my room with the door closed with my computer practicing Macabation.

Macabation by filmzillz May 21, 2012

Macerbation

When a group of people sit in the same room and talk to each other on Mac webcams instead of realy talking.

The three guys were going to do some macerbation in the family room.

Macerbation by Adam Sokalsky January 19, 2008

Mangabation 

The act of reading manga so much that it causes your mouse hand to swell up as if you used it to actually masturbate often.

That skinny kid's mangabation is getting out of hand.

Mangabation by ShadySean December 27, 2010

meatrabation 

when an animal licks one's butt and you eat the animal

the cow licked my butt and I ate him....I guess I'm guilty of meatrabation.......

meatrabation by Alt Key March 8, 2010