Martybate 

mar – tee – bait

verb

To amuse one’s self with an image of, or in the actual presence of, Marty Morrissey.

1. Tim thought he was alone in the building, then I came in and found him having a martybate with a gif.
2. At the staff relay, Tim had no shame, he was openly martybating in front of everyone.

Martybate by Computer Jones July 18, 2019

Martyrbation 

The pleasure of complaining about being persecuted, when practiced by people who aren't actually being persecuted.

In an orgy of martyrbation, the fundamentalists complained that they were being persecuted for not being allowed to use tax dollars to promote their brand of religion.

Martyrbation by rewinn December 18, 2011

martyrbating 

Using one's religion to be perceived as a victim, beg for donations, or to appear more righteously pious than others. Often used in conjunction with the case of the sadz.

Tony Perkins and Bryan Brown are martyrbating again against the "evils" of homosexuality.

The anti-gay/religious right organizations are having funding issues again, time for another round of martyrbating.

martyrbating by Empyrealgod November 15, 2013

Martyball 

1. Control freak. The Chargers have enough talent to knock out any team in the league, as long as their coach lets them throw the K.O. punch.
2. The ultimate conservative. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is a simple task when the head coach is conservative enough to make Rush Limbaugh look like a leftist.
3. Play to not lose. Worries about not losing his teams six-point lead even after watching his team blow 4th-Qtr leads time and again in '05 and already in '06. Is not forceful in trying to make games a two-score affair.
4. Ex-San Diego Chargers Coach. Punches his own ticket out of town by continuing to lose in close games. Has never won the big game. Was never a favorite of the GM. See definition 7 below.
5. Addle-brained. Head Coach that reasons that odds are in your favor if you just hold on to the lead (no matter how small), play field position and let the Defense do the rest. Forgets that Defenses get tired at the end of the game and Offenses desperately attack more.
6. Groundburger. No one is expecting Martyball to transform into Air Coryell Version 2.0, but come on.
7. A stubborn German. Sticks to his guns - or should that be runs? If his gameplan doesn't work, at least he will have gone down his way; and took the team with him.

1. Suzie was so set in her ways in school, she simply played Martyball and Martyballed the teachers until they passed her.

Martyball by Tommie Vaughn November 9, 2008

mastubate 

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.

That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!

mastubate by lizaah May 20, 2006

Marykate 

Not at all like a hyphenated Olson twin! Amazing, beautiful, loving, resilient and optimistic. FEARLESS for the sake of fun. Will do most anything for the chance to make a memory of it! Loves passionately and for real. Great secret-keeper and best friend. Kinda wild but entierly loveable. Avoids people named Ashley.

Where were you last night?
Annapolis with Marykate.

Most likely to talk to a stranger?
-Marykate

"Yeah, she 'wet her pants' but she still made it to the party."

Emkay, you are the bestest!

Marykate by jennkissin'frogs February 3, 2010

Martinated 

The state of being insulted by someone named Martin

Ha! You just got martinated!

Martinated by UrbanThesaurusaurusRex October 18, 2019