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Matley is one of a kind. He is handsome and tall. He is lazy at school but he is definitely a smart man. He is a cold person when you're not close but a warm and clingy, when you get to know each other well. He is one of the best that you could have. He's having a hard time to trust to anyone. He's a calm person and always quiet. He is loyal, caring and charming, loving, sweet person. If you know somebody named Matley you're lucky to have him in you're life keep him. If you're reading this my man iloveyou.
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Mister Matley 

A fat, beak-nosed speech and debate teacher who mistreats his students, verbally abuses Armand, sends Kyle to the office twice a week, hands out discipline notices like candy, and pours thousands of dollars of team ‘donation money’ into his slush fund, which is how he was able to move to Danville.
Mister Matley never takes attendance.
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George O'Malley 

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Only the sexiest bitches alive are named Maleya, all maleyas have brown hair and brown eyes with massive milkers
P1: I just got a girlfriend

P2: Is she hot?
P1: Bro her names Maleya, of course she is
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