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Matley is one of a kind. He is handsome and tall. He is lazy at school but he is definitely a smart man. He is a cold person when you're not close but a warm and clingy, when you get to know each other well. He is one of the best that you could have. He's having a hard time to trust to anyone. He's a calm person and always quiet. He is loyal, caring and charming, loving, sweet person. If you know somebody named Matley you're lucky to have him in you're life keep him. If you're reading this my man iloveyou.
Hey! Matley is here.
Look who's being smart at school the one and only Matley
Matley by Impostor_pomme June 16, 2021
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Mister Matley 

A fat, beak-nosed speech and debate teacher who mistreats his students, verbally abuses Armand, sends Kyle to the office twice a week, hands out discipline notices like candy, and pours thousands of dollars of team ‘donation money’ into his slush fund, which is how he was able to move to Danville.
Mister Matley never takes attendance.
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Bob Marley 

Jamaican god of reggea music whose joint is still smoking decades after he left us alone on earth.
BMW: Bob Marley & the Wailers
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Nick O' Malley 

Also known as Nicholas O' Malley or the sexiest man alive. Current bassist of Arctic Monkeys who replaced former bassist Andy Nicholson. Relatively quiet but during interviews, his sharp wit is conspicuous.
Idiot: That Nick O' malley is fat and hairy.
The wise one: Yeah, but I reckon that if he wants to shag you, you'll probabaly jump at the chance. You're just a bitter sad fuck.

motley crew

An odd and often mismatched assortment of people/ a group of friends or teammates who don't seem like they'd work well together, but somehow they do.
Everyone in my group of friends is really different from one another, but we all get along really well; we're quite a motley crew.
motley crew by LyricaSilvan January 9, 2015

George O'Malley 

Surgeon on the hit show Greys Anatomy. Also known as 007. Greys anatomy fans know what I mean😂
I will never forgive Shonda Rhimes for killing off George O'Malley.
George O'Malley by Kailey Girl October 16, 2016
Only the sexiest bitches alive are named Maleya, all maleyas have brown hair and brown eyes with massive milkers
P1: I just got a girlfriend

P2: Is she hot?
P1: Bro her names Maleya, of course she is
maleya by Your(mom) October 29, 2020
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