mate1 

a.) To find a ho and get her in bed, but you do it like its classy by signing up on a website.
b.) Pretend like you are signing up to find singles to date, when really you just want a booty call.

I'm tired of getting all dressed up just to f&^ a ho, I think instead I'll go mate1.

mate1 by juxtaposedirony May 11, 2011

male bovine fecal material 

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.

He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!

male bovine fecal material by talk2me-JCH2 January 12, 2021

Room-mate-from-hell 

1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.

2)Proof that no god exists.

Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.

Room-mate-from-hell by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005

Boyfriend material 

A guy who has the right qualities in order for him to be your boyfriend. By saying a guy is "boyfriend material", you are saying that he is indeed datable by your standards.

Wow, I hung out with Mark last night and he was caring, funny, and handsome as hell. He's definitely boyfriend material.

Boyfriend material by Afoxofflames April 22, 2017

odi u tri picke materine 

Serbo-Croatian for "Crawl back into three of your mother's cunts". Easily one of the world's greatest insults.

"Hey babe, you DTF?"
"Odi u tri picke materine!"
"I... guess not, then."

odi u tri picke materine by willmst July 13, 2014

blackout material 

Meaning you are planning on getting really f*cked up. Something you would say in the afternoon if you are planning on getting blackout drunk later that evening.

This has been a long week. Tonight, I'm definitely gonna be blackout material.

blackout material by ndvikings June 6, 2011

Badger Material 

Cheap ass Under Armour

"Hey Tom, what kind of cheap ass shit are you wearing, Badger Material?

Badger Material by TheMeis June 7, 2018