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Matbean on the mic 🎤
Matbean lyrical Master of Ceremonies.

Mc with subtitles can't believe that mcing in
this pub entitles me to be a lyrical mc with
severe adhd I find it hard to pee but not hard
to see I can see in the dark I like drinking
frosty Jack's on the park got a step uncle
who's bald called Mark.
Talk about bald ethan’s gonna get told
that he's a gimp gonna get ur mum to shag
men coz I'm a pimp ethans also a simp but
I've got a limp in my left leg gonna go sick if
there's a man in my fishing peg
Matbean by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021
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A ship combination of Mateah and Ethan. They are awkward around each other, which makes them even cuter together!
When Matean is together they are so cute!
Matean by Diamond_Noodlez November 29, 2017
The far cousin of Stalin. Also now as the "Gluunk Meister".
Matean is being beshuushuu
Matean by Boekakoe April 20, 2018

MeatBeans 

A horrifying creature known to eat babies. Usually sporting weird hair colors and a pale white face. There have been many other deities who have tried to take him down, but they get eaten and pooped out as a god-turd.
MeatBeans, the true lord of the universe, will eventually eat you.
MeatBeans by meatbeans February 18, 2021

Malbeanery

The intentional inappropriate misplacement of beans in a place where beans should never be placed.
John placed beans in the air vents of a school, a cruel act of malbeanery.
Malbeanery by CyberCat45 April 7, 2023
a person who is a matsexual and likes talking Ben as they have no friends and Ben speaks with them as a sole source of entertainment
kid "you are such a matben!"
*kid sitting on a mat and using talking ben*
matben "stop calling me that? what does that even mean?!"
matben by anonymous September 5, 2023

Matreanit 

A person that is a idiot
Shut Up Your Matreanit
Matreanit by gabla492387 May 21, 2025
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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