Matbean 

Matbean on the mic 🎤

Matbean lyrical Master of Ceremonies.

Mc with subtitles can't believe that mcing in
this pub entitles me to be a lyrical mc with
severe adhd I find it hard to pee but not hard
to see I can see in the dark I like drinking
frosty Jack's on the park got a step uncle
who's bald called Mark.
Talk about bald ethan’s gonna get told
that he's a gimp gonna get ur mum to shag
men coz I'm a pimp ethans also a simp but
I've got a limp in my left leg gonna go sick if
there's a man in my fishing peg

Matbean by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021

Matean 

A ship combination of Mateah and Ethan. They are awkward around each other, which makes them even cuter together!

When Matean is together they are so cute!

Matean by Diamond_Noodlez November 29, 2017

Matean 

The far cousin of Stalin. Also now as the "Gluunk Meister".

Matean is being beshuushuu

Matean by Boekakoe April 20, 2018

MeatBeans 

A horrifying creature known to eat babies. Usually sporting weird hair colors and a pale white face. There have been many other deities who have tried to take him down, but they get eaten and pooped out as a god-turd.

MeatBeans, the true lord of the universe, will eventually eat you.

MeatBeans by meatbeans February 18, 2021

Malbeanery

The intentional inappropriate misplacement of beans in a place where beans should never be placed.

John placed beans in the air vents of a school, a cruel act of malbeanery.

Malbeanery by CyberCat45 April 7, 2023

matben 

a person who is a matsexual and likes talking Ben as they have no friends and Ben speaks with them as a sole source of entertainment

kid "you are such a matben!"
*kid sitting on a mat and using talking ben*
matben "stop calling me that? what does that even mean?!"

matben by anonymous September 5, 2023

Matreanit 

A person that is a idiot

Shut Up Your Matreanit

Matreanit by gabla492387 May 21, 2025