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Monkey

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by meatbeans February 18, 2021

MeatBeans

A horrifying creature known to eat babies. Usually sporting weird hair colors and a pale white face. There have been many other deities who have tried to take him down, but they get eaten and pooped out as a god-turd.

MeatBeans, the true lord of the universe, will eventually eat you.

by meatbeans February 18, 2021

Asshole Tax

An uppercut only mastered by the dunk.

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.

by meatbeans February 18, 2021