MeatBeans 

A horrifying creature known to eat babies. Usually sporting weird hair colors and a pale white face. There have been many other deities who have tried to take him down, but they get eaten and pooped out as a god-turd.

MeatBeans, the true lord of the universe, will eventually eat you.

MeatBeans by meatbeans February 18, 2021

Meatleaner 

Indiginous to the foothills of Kentucky. Popularized by females within the food service and restaurant industry. The act of snorting lines of cocaine off an erect man's penis.

Anyone up for a Meatleaner? I just got an 8ball on my last shift and I'm a hot mess.

Meatleaner by L'il Debbie June 15, 2011

Meatblast 

On the occassion that you are pissed off, or just horny, at or for another dude, you pull out your genitalia, and slap them against any part of the body of said dude. Loud yelling of "MEATBLAST!" must follow, and a joyful dance symbolizing your superiority over them.

I was taking a hot soapy shower with Brian Silvercock, and he bent over to wash off the shampoo, and I meatblasted his bare back. My friends, who were also in the shower, gave me a high five... No Homo!

Meatblast by Brian Silvercock July 30, 2009

Meatbeard 

Particularly among men, a double chin, or the fleshiness of one's neck below the chin.

"That low-angle webcam totally highlights your meatbeard."

Meatbeard by Dan Fielding September 25, 2005

meatbasket 

A really loose worn out vag.

I was hittin' that shit but her meatbasket was too loose broh!

meatbasket by mykestyle February 4, 2004

Meatbeast 

When a person is single-mindedly devoted to athletic performance, enjoys suffering through horrendous workouts, and never quits.

See that guy doing 150 barbell thrusters at 135lbs, for time? What a Meatbeast!

Meatbeast by Alpha_SaSQUATch July 20, 2010

Italian Meatbeat 

Italian Meatbeat means to: marinate a dudes sausage(cock) in italian seasonin!, and beatin the hell out of it

I want to Italian Meatbeat you!
No you better not!
Ill grab your sausage!
MWHAHAH!

Italian Meatbeat by Herben Shlerben June 29, 2011