Malbeanery

The intentional inappropriate misplacement of beans in a place where beans should never be placed.

John placed beans in the air vents of a school, a cruel act of malbeanery.

Malbeanery by CyberCat45 April 7, 2023

malbeaverous 

describing an unpleasant act or situation involving a beaver

"she was totally malbeaverous in her haste to push my head from her lower region."

malbeaverous by T Bedegi December 27, 2007