1 definition by pseudiddlyeudonymaaaaa
Waiting for everyone in your house to go to sleep to spare having to hear them or them hear you while masturbating.
John: Why the hell are you so tired?
Bill: My brother wouldn't go to sleep, I was masturwaiting until like 2AM for fucks sake.
John: What the fuck is masturwaiting?
Bill: Check urban dictionary fag.
Bill: My brother wouldn't go to sleep, I was masturwaiting until like 2AM for fucks sake.
John: What the fuck is masturwaiting?
Bill: Check urban dictionary fag.
by pseudiddlyeudonymaaaaa August 14, 2010