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mastur-baiting

The act of masturbating publicly in attempts to attract a partner of the opposite sex.
John- " Damn, i was mastur-baiting all night at the club and ot one girl even talked to me!"
Bill- " last time i mastur-baited I did it to much and had to go home to change my pants"
by thatsneakysnyda5 July 1, 2011
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Master Baiting

The act in a First Person Shooter (FPS) video game where a player lures others into a kill zone with the bait of a desirable item. Also by luring players into a kill zone rigged by mines by intentionally giving their position away to the enemy. Claymores and C-4 traps are sometimes referred to as cream pies (claymore) and cupcakes (C-4).
I was playing Black ops when I started Master Baiting. I dropped my care package in the courtyard while I took cover to kill those that tried to take it. I rigged the doorway with claymores then started shooting out the window so others would try to rush and taste my cream pie. I started unloading out the window when they came to see me master bait and took a cream pie in the face. Delicious.
by RoG SPECTER December 22, 2010
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Master-baiting troll

The creepiest kind of Facebook troll.
The type that sits on Facebook community pages tagging you in everything to get a rise out of people and bait you in.
Sometimes they even may feature your photos in their own groups.
It really gets them off.
"Luke has really been a Master-baiting troll. He's a bit of a concern"
by MrWhittlesea February 19, 2022
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Master Baiting

Master Baiting is a another word for masturbating, but is used as a slang for a joke. This can used mainly for the younger generation.
It can also be called “Master the Baiter”.

There is really no orgin where this came from. It was created to sound like masturbating, but goofier.
1. I am Master Baiting.
2. My nickname is Master the Baiter.
by the rizz god March 5, 2023
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Master Baiting

Being a master at having the ability to catch fish.
Person 1: Hey bro, what you been doing lately?
Person 2: My girlfriend dumped me, so I started master baiting. Life is so much better this way.
by roseluvies December 25, 2023
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Master of Baiting

The one meme that hasn't been cashed in yet, unlike bitcoin.

Typically used as a nerd exercise in which a whole bunch of words are strung together to sound like the person is saying "masturbating". It is possible to accidentally say the word "masturbating", essentially why it is only performed by people whose IQ exceed the combined number of push ups, bench presses, and sit ups they can achieve over the course of a year.

Also a term used in fishing to describe the biggest and baddest masters of the bait. Otherwise known as a really good fish catcher.
"Don't worry, my friend is a bait master. When he fishes, he pulls out his master rod to bait all the master fish. Once they get baited, the master of fishing, A.K.A my friend bait master, with reel in these mastered fishes that were completely baited. Now where are we?"

"Ha! My dad is a Master of Baiting, he can bait ten feesh at once to get mastered completely by the bait!"
by xXTrollingPvPXx February 4, 2018
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masturbating to the dictionary

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
by runninghighkid August 4, 2018
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