Masturbook
When you close your eyes and randomly hit a letter into your facebook search bar and jerk off to the first decent girl on the results.
Masturbook by BlahBlahxx54 August 5, 2011
Words you can keep
Masturbaker's dozen
The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.
'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'
Masturbaker's dozen by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016
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masturboxing
A man who beatboxes while masturbating.
I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"
masturboxing by Sarahreen September 30, 2009
Masturjoking
When one tells a joke only to please themselves. The masturjoker often intends to please a crowd with their joke, but ultimately fails, and is the only one laughing.
Adam: "Man Alex thinks he is really funny, masturjoking over there. No one gets his humor."
Jess: "Well you always tell him to try out his jokes on kids first!"
Alex *laughing* "Oh man I'm so funny!!"
Jess: "Well you always tell him to try out his jokes on kids first!"
Alex *laughing* "Oh man I'm so funny!!"
Masturjoking by Icebiker March 18, 2011
Masturbowling
The act of smoking marijuana by one's self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.
"Annie and Jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with Tom so now I'm stuck masturbowling."
You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."
You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."
Masturbowling by tightnbright October 22, 2011
masturbocalypse
When the entire world spontaneously begins masturbating non-stop to the point where no fewer than 99% of the world's population dies of starvation and malnutrition.
After the masturbocalypse there may be a few remaining survivors, but they will most likely envy the dead, as without an internet, there will be much less masturbation material.
After the masturbocalypse there may be a few remaining survivors, but they will most likely envy the dead, as without an internet, there will be much less masturbation material.
If the naked Anna Kournikova emails had been real, it could very well have kicked off the masturbocalypse.
masturbocalypse by Tandazzle October 24, 2008
Masturboat
Whilst a man and a women are oriented head to toe with the women on top, the woman straddles the mans face with her breasts. The man begins to motorboat the women's breasts. Meanwhile the women is masturbating the man below. This could also be accomplished with two woman. Or a combination of large breasted men.
Masturboat by Wayne Rathbun April 21, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026