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Masturbook
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When you close your eyes and
randomly
hit a letter into your facebook
search bar
and
jerk off
to the first decent girl on the results.
*
Thinking
to self*
I don't know
who to
jerk off
to... I'll just masturbook
Masturbook
by
BlahBlahxx54
August 5, 2011
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