Masturbinging

Dedicating a whole day and or weekend to the act of masturbating.

George: "Aye Mike, you wanna chill this weekend?"
Mike: "Naw man, Im gonna have a nice masturbinging this weekend."
George: "Okay man, just dont forget to clean up your mess."

by Rooster Luck December 5, 2010

Masturbitting

The act of masturbating with ones Fitbit arm for the sole purpose of inflating their step count.

While in the midst of a Fitbit challenge a Strip Club Guru had only one chance to catch up. He went on an intense masturbitting sesh in the champagne room and ultimately finished sausage on top. The remnants of the act often resemble a Juanz Trail.

by Ernie_McCracken January 30, 2018

Masturbiting

The act of eating a food so delicious that it feels as though your mouth is having an orgasm.

Who ate all the brownies in the fridge?

Sorry, I was masturbiting last night.

by faldainofthirst August 20, 2010

masturbiking

The act of masturbating while biking by rhythmically rubbing your crotch against your bike seat. Virtually unnoticeable while in motion, this seems to be a mainly female practice.

Hey Jane, how was your commute this morning?
Great! I was masturbiking all the way up 1st Ave!

by masturbiker January 31, 2014

Masturbagging

Wanking while shoving a plastic bag up your ass, when just before cuming pull the bag by the handles out of your ass

I have to go home for a masturbagging session

by Manny Calavera September 11, 2004

masturboinking

The act of boinging oneself.

Rudy: I can’t believe you boinked my sister!
Tom: better than sitting around masturboinking all day.

by CatsThePope March 4, 2023

Masturbirding

Birds outside a couple's house jerking off by watching and listening to them have sex.

Person 1: Those birds have been so noisy since we started boning!
Person 2: I think they're masturbirding...

by H4XOR13 March 26, 2023