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mastercreeper 

a creeper who is so creepy that they are a master; a creeper who draws sketches of counselors playing ukulele and then adds them on facebook because of this sketch being made said counselors profile picture.
dude did you just see lukas and miranda walk by? dude they are such mastercreepers, i saw their facebook pages
mastercreeper by mastercreeper101 September 26, 2010

Masterbreading 

Pleasuring your reproductive organs with bread
"What's she doing" said Joe "Probably Masterbreading upstairs"

masterbreak

taking a break from something you SHOULD be doing to masterbate just because you have the time
Im tired of folding clothes. think I'll take a masterbreak.
masterbreak by junewho August 4, 2008

masturtrolling 

masturbating and finishing by jizzing on someone, thereby trolling them
shit man, that guy just masturtrolled me bad

haha, me and my buds did some awesome masturtrolling last night
masturtrolling by bluebone62 September 20, 2011

masterbrown 

Masturbating while taking a crap

(is possible for women as well as men)
Guy1: Dude why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Guy2: I just masterbrowned.

Guy1: What is that?
Guy2: It's when you're masturbating...And you take a crap at the same time...
masterbrown by trooperm&m&m April 21, 2011

mastertext 

Symbols such as 8----> ------ are common when mastertexting.
mastertext by JoeBob19 July 19, 2011