trooperm&m&m's definitions

masterbrown

Masturbating while taking a crap

(is possible for women as well as men)

Guy1: Dude why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Guy2: I just masterbrowned.

Guy1: What is that?
Guy2: It's when you're masturbating...And you take a crap at the same time...

by trooperm&m&m April 21, 2011