Definitions by mastercreeper101

Schrödinger's Fuck 

Suspecting one's friend's virgininty is in question but not wanting to know the details so assuming said virginity is in a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence due to uncertainty. Undone by a TMI disclosure. Progeny is also a reliable indicator to disprove any exisiting condition of Schrödinger's Fuck

miranda was in a state of schrödinger's fuck until max undid it by telling me he was buying condoms

Schrödinger's Fuck by mastercreeper101 December 1, 2010

bitchshank 

a cross country flight by a california gurl with the intent of causing bodily harm to a homewrecking ginger

WOW MIRANDA JUST BITCHSHANKED THE HELL OUT OF LUKAS

bitchshank by mastercreeper101 October 12, 2010

mastercreeper 

a creeper who is so creepy that they are a master; a creeper who draws sketches of counselors playing ukulele and then adds them on facebook because of this sketch being made said counselors profile picture.

dude did you just see lukas and miranda walk by? dude they are such mastercreepers, i saw their facebook pages

mastercreeper by mastercreeper101 September 26, 2010