Masterbreading

Pleasuring your reproductive organs with bread

"What's she doing" said Joe "Probably Masterbreading upstairs"

by Masterbreader May 9, 2018

masterblading

Masturbating while rollerblading.

I was rollerblading through the park yesterday and i decided to start masterblading.

by Sulleyvan July 5, 2008

masterbearding

1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis

Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.

by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013

Masterbearding

The act of stroking one’s beard lasciviously

My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.

by The Word Divas May 25, 2021