MasterScary

A dope ass guy who will verbally annihilate you and send you to the demons underneath and do whatever he can to obliterate you

Oh shit, its MasterScary his presence is jarring

by MasterScary May 6, 2021

Mastercard Moment

An event that would be appropriately defined as "priceless". This is not to be confused with a "Kodak Moment" because not all Mastercard Moments should be seen again.

"Did you see that Barista glare at me? I laughed so hard I was crying. It was a Mastercard Moment."

by big jimz May 27, 2009

mastercry

The process of masturbating well one is crying. Quite possibly the most pathetic act ever.

Tim mastercried himself to sleep after another night of parental abuse.

by Bagel June 1, 2004

Visa Visa MasterCard

The term used for the wealthiest sorority or fraternity on campus.

She thinks she is the best because she is in Visa Visa MasterCard.

Visa Visa MasterCard...Home of the rich dicks.

by brucekey June 5, 2007

MasterCard

sliding your hand between the crack of another person's butt when they are bending over, imitating the swiping of a credit card.

At soccer practice, Matt gave Dave a MasterCard and we all got punished

by William Henry Wallace February 7, 2009

mastercrying

The act of crying and masterbating simultaneously.

I am a lonely loser, every night you will find me in my room mastercrying myself to sleep.

by ChiChi1984 November 6, 2011

Mastercard Nips

When somebody's nipples are so large that they overlap in the middle like the Mastercard logo.

"Bro, you know I don't like to go to the beach. I can't take my shirt off, I have Mastercard nips!"

by Beak Tenderloin February 4, 2020