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mastercry 

The process of masturbating well one is crying. Quite possibly the most pathetic act ever.
Tim mastercried himself to sleep after another night of parental abuse.
mastercry by Bagel June 1, 2004
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Mastercry 

The global sport known as mastercrying, is the art of crying and masturbating simultaneously. Usually depicting a sad and very lonely individual.
As I sat in my room that night, it hit me. Despite both his parents dying as a child, being scarred for life and being a speccy four eyes, my one true best friend both decided to and managed to bang my sister.

It is on this sad night that sit in the shadows of the griffindor common room by the fireside and mastercry at what my life has become.
Mastercry by Haxorg May 21, 2014

Mastercry 

What emo kids do when horny. Masturbating, while crying
Nathaniel:Hey Chase,im gonna go cut myself.

Chase: Okay I'll lend you my razorblade after i mastercry to my poetry.
Mastercry by phyrphly March 21, 2009

Mastercrafted 

When a person or persons get run over and or cut up by a boat while in a body of water.
Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?

Jane: No I didn't, what happened?

Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!

Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.
Mastercrafted by Lokiofcali September 19, 2011

Mastercard Moment

An event that would be appropriately defined as "priceless". This is not to be confused with a "Kodak Moment" because not all Mastercard Moments should be seen again.
"Did you see that Barista glare at me? I laughed so hard I was crying. It was a Mastercard Moment."
Mastercard Moment by big jimz May 27, 2009

MasterClashers 

A really fucking fat cunt
MasterClashers, more like I ate a massive burger just now could you give me my french fries cause I'm still hungry

Good Ebening Masterclass 

When a team plays against a Unai Emery side, dominates the entire match and doesn't score and then the Unai Emery side scores in the 91st minute.
That Villareal win over Bayern was a Good Ebening Masterclass
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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