mastercry

The process of masturbating well one is crying. Quite possibly the most pathetic act ever.

Tim mastercried himself to sleep after another night of parental abuse.

by Bagel June 1, 2004

Mastercry

The global sport known as mastercrying, is the art of crying and masturbating simultaneously. Usually depicting a sad and very lonely individual.

As I sat in my room that night, it hit me. Despite both his parents dying as a child, being scarred for life and being a speccy four eyes, my one true best friend both decided to and managed to bang my sister.

It is on this sad night that sit in the shadows of the griffindor common room by the fireside and mastercry at what my life has become.

by Haxorg May 21, 2014

Mastercry

What emo kids do when horny. Masturbating, while crying

Nathaniel:Hey Chase,im gonna go cut myself.

Chase: Okay I'll lend you my razorblade after i mastercry to my poetry.

by phyrphly March 21, 2009

Mastercrafted

When a person or persons get run over and or cut up by a boat while in a body of water.

Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?

Jane: No I didn't, what happened?

Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!

Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.

by Lokiofcali September 19, 2011

Mastercard Moment

An event that would be appropriately defined as "priceless". This is not to be confused with a "Kodak Moment" because not all Mastercard Moments should be seen again.

"Did you see that Barista glare at me? I laughed so hard I was crying. It was a Mastercard Moment."

by big jimz May 27, 2009

MasterClashers

A really fucking fat cunt

MasterClashers, more like I ate a massive burger just now could you give me my french fries cause I'm still hungry

by I like cutting myself August 27, 2020

Good Ebening Masterclass

When a team plays against a Unai Emery side, dominates the entire match and doesn't score and then the Unai Emery side scores in the 91st minute.

That Villareal win over Bayern was a Good Ebening Masterclass

by Greg19 April 27, 2022